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Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	9684
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	4940	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ores Mined:	6978
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Towns Built:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6433	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, autistic fembot, Companionship, desire, digital love, emotional connection, Emotional support, fembot, futuristic relationships, futuristic romance, head in her lap, Loneliness, longing, longing for intimacy, Minecraft, robot companion, robot love, robot partner, robotic comfort, Server, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

asian, asian adult content, asian adult entertainment, asian amateurs, Asian babes, asian beauties, Asian erotica, Asian fantasies, Asian girls, asian hotties, Asian models, Asian porn, asian pussy, asian seduction, asian sex, asian women, asian xxx, Crafty, pussy, shaved pussy, smp, Tight pussy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.