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United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Farms Harvested:	846	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5863	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2781	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	6974	Dragon Eggs Found:	7553
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	6359

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	9112
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	823265
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!