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NoThanksNotMyType – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, being honest, being straightforward, breaking the news, Communication, dating advice, dating etiquette, emotional intelligence, expressing disinterest, handling rejection, Honesty, letting someone down gently, managing expectations, Minecraft, NoThanksNotMyType, rejection, relationships, romantic rejection, smp, tactful communication, turning someone down, uncomfortable conversations, unrequited love

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5495
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of creepers always trying to hit on you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to escape those unwanted advances! Join us and never worry about virtual relationships again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will scare off anyone trying to flirt with you. So come join us for a creeper-free, ghost-filled good time!

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

Adventure, blocks, Combat, Crafting, Crazier.., custom enchantments, discord community, entrepreneur, Ezartla, Farming, Features, Friendly staff, Griefers, Massive World, Mechanics, Mining, mobs, Players, PvE, PvP, Ranks, skills system, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
🚀 And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

character appearance, character design, comparison, COSPLAY, Eve, EveCraft, fan theories, Female Characters, Final Fantasy, Gaming, iconic characters, inspiration, lookalike, Minecraft, parasite eve, RPG, Server, Similarities, Square Enix, Tifa, video games, visual design

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magic Items Found:	6992
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

PissedCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Disappointment, Disrespect, friendship, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, PissedCraft, resolution, Server, social etiquette, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	8336	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake friends like Jake? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable pals again!

On our server, we have a strict “no Jake” policy, so you can game in peace without any drama or half-hearted apologies. Plus, our virtual birthday parties are way more fun than any real-life gathering – no need to worry about who’s paying for what gift!

So come join us and leave all the Jakes behind. Let’s build some epic friendships and have a blast together in the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life Jake drama!

SisPicDenialCraft

Boundaries, celebration, college, dorm, emotional baggage, extended family, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, Memory, parents, PHOTO, PRESSURE, remember, Resentment, scholarship, sibling, SisPicDenialCraft, sister, Support, Trauma

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	854138
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Votes:	932	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft server out there! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate ghostly adventure and be surrounded by the spirits of long lost siblings.

Our server is like no other, with rooms dedicated to the memory of past players who have moved on to the next level. Explore Emily’s room, untouched since her departure, and feel the chill of her presence as you navigate through the eerie hallways.

But beware, our extended family members may pop in from time to time to remind you of the importance of compassion and understanding, even in the face of ghostly encounters. And don’t forget to collect photos of your lost siblings to decorate your virtual dorm room – it’s a must-have for all players!

So, are you ready to face the ghosts of the past and prove yourself worthy of survival in this hauntingly hilarious Minecraft server? Join us now and show us if you’ve got what it takes to navigate the afterlife with style!

ParodyFlicksMC SMP

amusement, chuckles, Cinema, comedic, comedy, Entertainment, farce, film, funny, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, Movie, Parody, ParodyFlicksMC, satire, slapstick, smp, Spoof, WIT

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	111	Love Letters Sent:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never take anything seriously! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so hilarious, even Hollywood is taking notes. We once had a player accidentally turn their house into a giant toilet, and we all had to help them flush out the problem (literally).

If you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash), then come join us! Who needs a movie when you can experience the ultimate comedy show in Minecraft form? Join now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

BooCraft Haunters

Afterlife, Apparition, BooCraft, eerie, fear, ghost, ghostly encounters, ghostly mischief, ghostly pranks, ghostly presence, Haunt, Haunters, Haunting, haunting experiences, haunting strategies, haunting techniques, Paranormal, scare, Specter, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of haunting the same old boring houses and scaring the same old boring people? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and haunt players in a whole new way!

Imagine sneaking up on unsuspecting players and whispering spooky messages in their ears as they mine for diamonds. Or maybe you could possess a chicken and start a poultry uprising in the village square. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ghostly Griefer, who is said to haunt the depths of the Nether and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to enter. Will you be brave enough to face this spectral menace?

So come join us on our haunted Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter of the ghosts!

EuroCensor Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Putin, art, blocked, Censorship, controversy, Democracy, documentary, EuroCensor, Europe, Expression, filmmaker, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Media Suppression, Minecraft, Political, protest, russia, Screening, Server, venice film festival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	86	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna stick it to da man? well dis server is da place for u, my dude! we are like, totally in da middle of europe, surrounded by all dat culture and stuff. but guess what? we are under censorship! like, we are so edgy and rebellious, we make anti-putin filmmakers look like preschoolers.

join our server and be a part of da resistance, fight against da oppressive forces of censorship and tyranny. u can build ur own secret underground base, where u plot against da evil overlords who try to silence us. and if u get caught, u gotta do a parkour challenge to escape da authorities.

we also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. they are like, da fiercest warriors in all of minecraft, and they will protect u at all costs.

so come on, join our server and be a part of something bigger than urself. together, we will overthrow da oppressive regime and bring freedom to all minecraft players. oh, and we also have free cake every friday. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, do u?

BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine

aggression, annexation, BlinkCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace talks, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?

join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!

HyperventilCraft

altered consciousness, Altered States of Consciousness, alternative therapy, brain states, Breathwork, consciousness exploration, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, fast-paced hyperventilation, holistic healing, HyperventilCraft, inner peace, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, psychedelics, Relaxation, self-care, spiritual experiences, stress relief

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo, you ever wanted to trip balls without actually taking any drugs? well, come join our minecraft server where we do fast-paced hyperventilation to induce crazy brain states like you’re on psychedelics! imagine building a house while seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere, it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our community is full of other players who are also hallucinating, so you’ll fit right in. come join us and let’s get weird together!