so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!
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ProvokedCraft
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PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!
so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!
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Loot4BaeNotFriend
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all – except when it comes to gifting laptops! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make your head spin.Need a new laptop? No problem! Just befriend our players and watch the laptops roll in. Who needs a working laptop when you can have a notebook instead? It’s the thought that counts, right?
Vent your frustrations to your friends and watch the drama unfold. Who knew a simple gift could cause such chaos? But hey, at least you’ll never be accused of being a gold digger on our server – unless you really want that diamond pickaxe.
Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!