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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1052 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.
Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?
