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Notch’s Secret Gang Minecraft SMP

Christmas cheer, discuss, fantasize, FANTASY, favorite Nintendo girls, Gaming, Gang, general, help others, jerk off, Minecraft, New faces, Nintendo, nintendo characters, nintendo console, NOTCHS, NSFW, nsg, post pics, Roleplay, rp, Rping, secret, Slutposting, smp

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things Nintendo with a side of Christmas cheer! Join us as we discuss, RP with, post pics, and fantasize about your favorite Nintendo girls. Whether you’re a seasoned RP pro or just looking to help others jerk off, everyone is welcome here!

In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.

So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.

”’Notch’s Football League Minecraft SMP”’

according to plan, american football, Defense, football, game analysis, game day, game predictions, interceptions, League, Minecraft, Monday Night Football, NFL, NOTCHS, Offense, Players, smp, sports, sports news, sports updates, sunday night football, Teams, thursday night football, touchdowns, Week 5

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Week 5 is going according to plan…well, if your plan involves accidentally setting the entire village on fire, unleashing a horde of angry llamas, and getting into a heated debate over whether diamonds or emeralds are the superior currency.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to test your skills in epic build battles against other players? We’ve got you covered. Feel like going on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny? It’s waiting for you here.

But be warned, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a prank war will break out, or when a giant chicken will suddenly appear in your base. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because things are about to get seriously silly on our Minecraft SMP.

Notch’s Unholy Grail

Bible myths, biblical inaccuracies, biblical misconceptions, biblical myths, common misconceptions, false beliefs, false interpretations, false teachings, GRAIL, misconceptions, misconceptions about Christianity, misconceptions about the Bible, Myths, myths about the Bible, not in the Bible, NOTCHS, popular beliefs, religious falsehoods, religious misconceptions, religious myths, Unholy, untrue beliefs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Ever wondered what would happen if you could ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in puns.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs the Bible when you have a Minecraft server this epic?

BlockyAddiction

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, BlockyAddiction, childhood memories, classic, Comforting, Enduring, favorite game, forever game, Gaming, go-to game, never gets old, Nostalgia, old faithful, perennial favorite, Reliable, replay value, Timeless, top choice, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGermanMC Server

alliance support, budget cuts, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanMC, defense spending, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, nato, political decisions, Server, strategic partnerships, Trump White House, Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!

RiverSwimCraft

Bacteria, concerns, Dip, E.coli, Environmental, France, games, Infrastructure, Mayor, Paris, Pollution, public health, recreational, river, RiverSwimCraft, Safety, seine, Summer, swimming pool, Urban planning, water quality

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

AmnesiaCraft

AmnesiaCraft, anesthesia, anesthesia awareness, anesthesia complications, anesthesia effects, anesthesia experience, anesthesia risks, anesthesia safety, anesthesia side effects, Consciousness, fear, forgetfulness, Medical, medical procedures, Memory Loss, Pain, patient experience, post-anesthesia, surgery, surgery complications, Trauma

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so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

altered states, Brain, brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, brain regions, brain research, cognitive function, communication pathways, Consciousness, hallucinogens, mental health, Network, neural, neural connections, neural networks, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelic drug, psychedelics, Reset, ShroomCraft, SHROOMS

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!

imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.

Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

Chaos, clan system, Clan Wars, Community, discord server, Experience, Fighting, HighCraft, Insanity, Ip:, is.., Minecraft, No Rules, PENDING, PvP, REIGNS, Resources, rule, rules, Running, Server, small map, sprinkle, SUPREME, Survival, Teams, teamwork, Vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/4D6pbHgM

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! Its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently running?	Yes, the server is already running.
Is it a survival-pvp experience?	Yes, the server offers a survival-pvp experience.
Can players create their own teams?	Yes, players can create their own teams using the clan system.
Is the server suitable for everyone?	No, the server is not for everyone due to its intense PvP gameplay.

Boruto’s Blocky Minecraft Server

action scenes, Anime, artist, blocky, Boruto, Boruto Uzumaki, Borutos, CHANGE, character design, good pages, Ikemoto, illustration, Improvement, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, Mitsuki, Naruto, ninja, sarada uchiha, Sequel, Server, shonen jump, storytelling

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lackluster builds and unoriginal content? Well, look no further because on our server, Ikemoto has actually drawn some good pages for a change! That’s right, you can expect top-notch artwork and epic builds that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a squad of ninja chickens to raid the Ender Dragon’s lair. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Ikemoto drawing more good pages – stranger things have happened in our crazy Minecraft world!

BrownCraft Minecraft Server

America, assimilation, BROWN, BrownCraft, cultural acceptance, cultural assimilation, cultural diversity, cultural integration, cultural perspective, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, Immigrant, Immigration Policy, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority representation, Multiculturalism, Racial equality, racial identity, Server, social justice, societal impact

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where America is actually a brown immigrant, internationally culturally speaking. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even the most absurd scenarios!

Join us and experience the chaos of a brown immigrant America trying to navigate the world of Minecraft. Will they build a wall to keep out hostile mobs? Will they start a taco truck business in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a brown immigrant America along the way!

DocSeatDrama Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DocSeatDrama, doctors office, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Paperwork, personal boundaries, personal space, private matters, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling dynamics, sister-in-law

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s reaction to you not sitting next to her husband at the doctor’s office? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior!

We promise you won’t have to worry about offending anyone by sitting in the wrong spot, unless you build your house too close to someone else’s. Then all bets are off – expect some serious Minecraft shade to be thrown your way!

Our server is so intense, even your parents will be dragged into the drama. They’ll be forced to choose sides in epic battles of sibling rivalry and hurt feelings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords!

So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious virtual family therapy sessions along the way.

BedRockBracesSplit

BedRockBracesSplit, braces, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, Generational conflict, Jealousy, MONEY, new bed, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, Selfishness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, teenage angst

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual world where you are the center of attention.

On our server, you can create the coolest new bed for yourself without anyone telling you what to do with your money. No more being guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned cash for someone else’s braces. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you are the star!

Forget about being called selfish or a dick by your sister – on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your domain. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, freedom, and fabulous new beds. Who needs clear braces when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	353
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

Players:	104/800	Votes:	2585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	90/700	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Players:	91/800	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Players:	93/100	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Players:	94/700	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Holy Grails Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	97/900	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1011	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Players:	98/400	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	108/500	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Players:	105/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Players:	93/800	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Endless Night Skies:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

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