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CryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn instead of yell “YASSS QUEEN”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cry fest! Join us and you’ll be shedding tears of joy as you build your way to glory. Our server is so emotional, even the creepers cry when they explode! So come on, grab your tissues and join us for a sob-tastic adventure like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so emotional?

ZenlessCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5090	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for a chance to win exclusive Ellen character skins like the “Uniform, Shark Tail, Scissors” outfit – because who wouldn’t want to dress up as a shark with scissors?

But that’s not all! Dive into our lore teaser “Where the Miracle Began” and discover the Zenless Zone Zero, a place where miracles happen and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in the game).

And if you need more convincing, we have redeemable codes like ZZZFREE100 and ZENLESSGIFT that will give you special in-game items like a magical unicorn mount or a rainbow-colored pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a dancing llama wearing sunglasses and playing the guitar. It’s that kind of server.

Korone’s Plushie Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	7533	Chimeras Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3345

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows! Join us and you’ll get a free Korone or Koyori plushie that will bring you good luck in all your mining adventures. Legend has it that these plushies were crafted by the Minecraft gods themselves and will protect you from creepers and zombies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the plushie power guide you to victory!

NoobNoTouchy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7317	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	650404
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3502
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!