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Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	1051	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	2319
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Votes:	3430
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Farms Harvested:	974
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	7374
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3070
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2200	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6648	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Items Found:	1788

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SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	4978
Love Letters Sent:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3063
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Farms Harvested:	622

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2289
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	6775
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.