Not Worth The Wait MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EffortlessCraft SMP

not worth the wait, not worth the investment, not worth the trouble, Pointless, not worth the cost

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

Outdated, disappointing release, underwhelming, Failure, smp

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

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Job Hunt Minecraft Server

Priorities, self worth, teamwork, financial contribution, dual income

Are you tired of being accused of only being in it for the money? Do you want to escape the drama of your real-life relationship and dive into a world where the only fights are with creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that financial stress behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone accusing you of only wanting them for their money. You can mine for diamonds and gold without anyone getting upset that you’re not making the company a priority. And best of all, you can explore a vast world filled with adventure and excitement, far away from the arguments and accusations of your real life.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting for is the best spot to build your castle! Leave the drama behind and let’s craft a new, stress-free world together.

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MineCraftyGhosted

bad reception, stood up, match, text messages, Explanation

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the ultimate love story! Imagine meeting your soulmate in the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Who needs bumble when you can find true love while mining for diamonds?

Don’t worry about missed connections, our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure you never miss a message from your potential in-game partner. Whether you’re building a castle together or battling creepers side by side, love is just a /tp command away.

So why wait for fate to bring you together when you can join our server and create your own love story? Who knows, maybe your next date night will involve slaying dragons and exploring the Nether together. Don’t let bad reception ruin your chances at love, join our server today and start crafting your happily ever after!

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LampStoreOwnerMC SMP

energy consumption, electricity bill, energy costs, business operations, business overhead

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We have so many crazy adventures, like one time we all rode pigs off a cliff just for funsies. And the best part? Our server is powered by actual lamps, so you know it’s gonna be LIT.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your electricity bill again, because we’re all about that lamp life. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, trust me.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let’s light up the night together. Just don’t forget to bring your own lampshade, because things can get pretty bright around here. Let’s get this party started, baby! 🕺💡🎉

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PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition

News, Diplomacy, russia, Attack, PutinCraft

so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!

we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.

so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Lobster Land: The Crustacean Craze

marine animals, Crustaceans, Crustacean, unwanted guests, Lobster

lol join our server cuz we got LOBSTERS taking over the ocean like they own the place. these lobsters are like the mafia of the sea, struttin’ around with their pincers snappin’ at anything that gets in their way. but don’t worry, they’re friendly to players cuz they know who’s boss. come swim with the lobsters and rule the ocean with us!

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Gorilla MC

simple voice chat, Xaero’s map/minimap, Gorilla, modded server, economy server

Gorilla Mc Server Overview

Features
all of the create mods
Simple Voice Chat
/back , /home commands
waystones
Xaero’s map/minimap
Yung’s better structures
lightman’s currency

As of now, the server has 2 players with a maximum capacity of 10. For more information and updates, please visit our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP provided and logging in with your Minecraft account.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually listed on the server or on the Discord server.
Can I invite friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as there is space available.
Is there a way to communicate with other players on the server?	Yes, the server has Simple Voice Chat feature enabled for players to communicate with each other.

FantasyCraft Land 1.21.3

imagination, Pleasure, Land, FantasyCraft, longing

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land on steroids, man. You can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. Plus, there are dungeons to explore and treasures to find, like who wouldn’t want that? And the best part? You can ride dragons and unicorns, like what even is reality anymore? So join now and let’s get weird together in this epic Minecraft world!

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PeePeePals Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, PeePeePals

Are you tired of your Minecraft world smelling like urine? Look no further, join our server and experience a world where the only thing that stinks is your enemies’ gameplay! Our server is so fresh, even the creepers wear cologne.

Join us and leave behind the stench of boring servers. Our community is so welcoming, even the zombies bring you flowers instead of brains. So come on in and let your creativity flow, just like the rivers of lemon-scented lava in our world.

Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today and say goodbye to the smell of mediocrity. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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