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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3169	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ores Mined:	780	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	2327
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2980
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	4597	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchantments Applied:	182
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599