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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

CraftyChats

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8584	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Imagine a world where highly functional normal people of good manners gather to discuss the most pressing issues of our time… like whether llamas or pigs make better pets in Minecraft! Join our server and engage in deep, thought-provoking conversations about the important things in life, like how to build the perfect pixelated castle or why creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t find a more sophisticated group of players anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So come on, join us and let’s talk about the real issues that matter in this blocky world!

TokyoWeaponCache Minecraft Server

archeology, Artifacts, buried, Buried Treasure, Conflict, discovery, Excavation, hidden, historical, investigation, Japan, Military, Minecraft, preservation, School, Server, TOKYO, TokyoWeaponCache, Underground, Wartime, weapons, world war II

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where you can dig for world war II-era weapons buried underneath a school in tokyo!!! imagine finding a diamond sword next to a rusty old rifle, the possibilities are endless!!!

we have a special event where you can battle it out with your friends using these historic weapons, who will come out on top? will it be the player with the tank or the one with the flamethrower? join now to find out!!!

but wait, there’s more! we also have hidden treasure chests filled with rare items scattered throughout the map. you never know what you’ll find, maybe a stack of enchanted golden apples or a potion of invisibility.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the thrill of digging for weapons and finding hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity that you won’t want to miss out on!

RejuvCraft: Master Regulator Network

aging, Atlas, biological pathways, cell health, cell rejuvenation, cellular function, cellular metabolism, cellular regeneration, cellular rejuvenation, cellular rejuvenation atlas, cellular rejuvenation strategies, cellular repair, gene expression, gene networks, Longevity, Master, master regulators, Network, network biology, regulator, RejuvCraft, rejuvenation research, rejuvenation strategies, rejuvenation therapies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will literally make you feel like you’ve been reborn? Well, look no further than this epic server that will rejuvenate your soul and make you feel like a brand new player!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the depths of network biology to uncover the master regulators of rejuvenation strategies. We’re talking about next-level stuff here, folks. Imagine being able to respawn in real life just like you do in Minecraft. It’s like a whole new world of possibilities!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft legend. They could build like never before, mine like a pro, and PvP like a boss. All thanks to the power of rejuvenation!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got secret potions, enchanted tools, and even magical creatures roaming around the server. Who knows what kind of adventures you’ll embark on when you join us?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey of rejuvenation and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Silvermons: Where You Can’t Catch ‘Em All But You Can Try!

1.16.5, Battle Tower, Casual players, Catch, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Exclusive Gyms, friendly community, minecraft 1.16.5, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, Pixelmon Reforged, play.silvermons.com, Player Gyms, server ip, Silvermons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	198	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet. Additionally, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments, Player Gyms, Fun Events, and more.
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server with fair gameplay for all players.
What kind of progression system does Silvermons have?	Silvermons has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the Champion’s Gauntlet.
Can I participate in Weekly Tournaments?	Yes, players can participate in Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, Silvermons hosts fun events for players to enjoy.

Fired Faggot Minecraft Server

career, controversy, discrimination, employment, equality, FAGGOT, FIRED, HR, Job, LGBTQ, Management, Minecraft, Professionalism, Server, Termination, Workplace

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to epic dance battles for rare loot.

So why is this faggot not fired yet? Because he’s the mastermind behind all the chaos and hilarity on our server! Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1912

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	256	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and even Walpurgis Nights that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! This game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers and mind-bending mysteries around every corner. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam so you can join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with EGOs, Sinners, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

HypocriteCraft Minecraft Server

anger issues, biological kids, custody battle, Donor, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friend drama, Hypocrite, HypocriteCraft, joint custody, legal action, Minecraft, objective opinions, parenting decisions, relationship complications, Server, suing, Tough Decisions, tough love, truth telling, unresolved feelings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where Brad [28/m] is on a mission to sue for joint custody of his 1-year-old daughter from Lisa [mid-20s/f], who is now engaged to her ex-boyfriend, John. It’s a soap opera in the making, folks! Will Brad succeed in his quest for custody, or will Lisa and John raise the baby in peace, away from Brad’s clutches? Only time will tell on this server full of surprises.

But that’s not all – we’ve got friends turning against each other, accusations flying left and right, and a whole lot of drama llama action going on. Strap in for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the chaos and try to make sense of it all.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a juicy storyline unfold right before your eyes? It’s like watching a reality show, but in Minecraft form. Plus, who doesn’t love a good dose of drama to spice up their gaming experience?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship, love, and the power of a good old-fashioned Minecraft feud. See you there, drama llamas!

WeddingWoesNoDough

anger, burden, college fund, DEBT, family, finances, financial responsibility, Golden Child, guilt tripped, loans, middle class, overreacting, Promises, Resentment, scholarships, Selfishness, sibling, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingWoesNoDough

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where you can truly be appreciated? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise not to steal your college fund for a lavish wedding!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your parents using your hard-earned money for someone else’s special day. No more student loans, no more part-time jobs – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be free from financial burdens, but you’ll also get to witness outrageous family drama unfold right before your eyes. Watch as parents beg for money, siblings fight over who should contribute, and relatives guilt-trip you into bailing them out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all. Who needs a college fund when you have a virtual world to escape to? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, America, CONSERVATIVE, domestic terrorism, Eating, extremism, fake news, IED threats, Minecraft, Misinformation, openly admitted, pet, pet eating story, Plan, Politics, proud boys, republican party, Republicans of America, Server, springfield, Stopping, terror marches, Vance, Vances, violence, Why not

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	1129
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

YemeniYeehawMC

air raid sirens, ballistic missile, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense system, geopolitical crisis, global tensions, Houthis, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, missile attack, missile defense, Panic, regional conflict, security threat, War, Yemen, YemeniYeehawMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ballistic missiles being fired by houthis in yemen hitting central israel for the first time, causing PANIC but also lots of FUN! build your own missile launch site and defend against incoming attacks while trying to survive in a world gone MAD! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience you’ll ever have in minecraft, guaranteed! BOOM!