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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 794 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.