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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Emeralds Found:	3326
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Emeralds Found:	9059
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	581
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1342
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7896	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	5969	Star Shards Collected:	255
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3580	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2588	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!