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EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2503	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ores Mined:	2576
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

acquired health issues, adoption, antibody therapy, Apology, Boundaries, Cancer, chemotherapy, Communication, comparison, congenital health issues, consanguine marriage, CousinClash, family dynamics, health issues, immunodeficiency, immunoglobulin therapy, incestuous marriage, Leukemia, medication, Minecraft, Server, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9129

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a family tree with more branches than a forest? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes the drama between Sam’s family look like a walk in the park.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted relationships and outrageous stories. From consanguine marriages to crazy health issues, our server has it all. And hey, at least you don’t have to deal with Cancer like poor Val, am I right?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Who needs chemo when you can battle it out in the virtual world instead? Join now and let the madness begin!