not worth the investment – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

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EffortlessCraft SMP

Effort, EffortlessCraft, low return, not valuable, not worth it, not worth the cost, not worth the energy, not worth the frustration, not worth the hassle, not worth the investment, not worth the pain, not worth the sacrifice, not worth the stress, not worth the struggle, not worth the trouble, not worth the wait, Pointless, smp, time consuming, unproductive, Waste of time

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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Storm Prison

Prison, PvP, Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions PvP Economy Roleplay Adventure Quests Parkour Hardcore Modded Vanilla Dungeons Towny Pixelmon Whitelisted Anarchy Hermitcraft

StormPrisons is a OG Prison server, we aren’t P2W everything that you can get in the store you can get in game. Join now!

185.83.155.2:25616

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Zlandiacraft.aternos.me server minecraft

Adventure, Alpha_version_server, Beautiful, Beta_version_server, Community, Crafting, Data_release, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Wake Up, world, Zlandiacraft.aternos.me

In our server you can get into a fantastic world where to wake up everything beautifully

Beta_version_server

Alpha_version_server Data:?

Data_release:?

ZelandiaCraft.aternos.me

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LostLandsRP

armor, daily events, Dedicated Staff, Discord, discord.gg, Events, FANTASY, height, Immersion, Ip:, LostLandsRP, new content, player model, Potions, Recommend, Resources, Roleplay, Server, trying out, weapons

Lost Lands RP Server Overview

Server Name	Lost Lands RP
Server Type	Fantasy Roleplay
Features	Proximity voice chat, custom weapons, potions, armor, resources, immersive player customization
Daily Events	Yes
IP Address	lostlandsrp.mc.gg
Discord	discord.gg/lostlandsrp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only a few weeks old.
What type of server is it?	Lost Lands RP is a fantasy roleplay server.
Is there proximity voice chat?	Yes, the server uses proximity voice chat for added immersion.
Are there custom weapons and armor?	Yes, the server offers a variety of custom weapons, potions, armor, and resources.
Can I set custom player model height?	Yes, players can set a custom player model height for their characters.
Are there daily events?	Yes, the staff holds daily events for various items.

Eternal Vortex 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, Despair, emotional pain, ETERNAL, hatred, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, negative emotions, self destruction, self hate, self worth, self-preservation, suicidal ideation, SUICIDE, Support, Survival, Therapy, vortex

Yo, bro, if you’re feeling like the world is a dumpster fire and you’re just a sad little marshmallow roasting in the flames, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Why? Because here, you can unleash all your pent-up rage and frustration by blowing up virtual blocks instead of real people. It’s like therapy, but with explosions. So come on, let’s turn that self-loathing into some epic creeper explosions. Who needs therapy when you have TNT?

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NoClueCraft

AITA snapping at SO questions attic 3am jumpy ladder roof cat cops neighbors stressful situation understanding feelings cooperative asshole moods mystery hypothetical spiderman, NoClueCraft

Are you tired of dealing with mysterious noises in the middle of the night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life drama of attic intruders and rooftop runners! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any unwanted surprises. No need to shine a torch on the roof or wake up the neighbors – just log on and start crafting your way to happiness. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you an asshole for not knowing who was on the roof. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only mystery is how to build the coolest castle!

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SuckerForHerBlocks

attraction, characteristics, DATING, desire, emotional connection, infatuation, Irresistible, long term partner, love, Men, personality traits, physical features, Preferences, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Romantic, SuckerForHerBlocks, turn-ons, weaknesses, Women

Attention all Minecraft players, are you ready to join the most epic and hilarious server in the blocky world? We have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Do you love a woman who can build a mean redstone contraption? Well, on our server, all the ladies are redstone wizards who can make your jaw drop with their intricate creations.

Are you a sucker for a woman with a killer sense of humor? Look no further, because our female players will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their hilarious jokes and pranks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of mermaid players who can swim faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join them in their underwater adventures and discover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GenderBan Minecraft Server

“Youth, argentina, Bans, controversy, discrimination, gender affirming care, GenderBan, Government, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Medical, Minecraft, Minors, policy, president, Server, Social Issues, south america, Transgender, under 18

come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!

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CraftyAssassins

ASSASSINATE, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, CraftyAssassins, device, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Netanyahu Trump, Netanyahu Trump device, political assassination, political enemies, political rivals, power play, scandal, trump, united states, world leaders

so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!

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Polymer Preggo Cure Craft

advanced treatment, aggressive cancer, cancer cells, cancer treatment, choriocarcinoma, Craft, cure, drug delivery, drug nanocarrier, innovative therapy, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanotechnology, oncology, personalized medicine, polymer, polymersome, preggo, pregnancy-related cancer, protein targeting, Rare cancer, reproductive health, tumor growth, Women’s Health

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a secret weapon against creepers – DRUG NANOCARRIER POLYMERSOMES. these bad boys target those pesky protein cells responsible for choriocarcinoma, a rare pregnancy-related cancer. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got science on our side! join now and be part of the most lit and scientifically advanced minecraft server out there! #creeperfreezone #polymersomepower

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Blossom Legends

Adventure Survival Creative PvP Minigames Skyblock Factions Roleplay Economy Towny Hardcore Pixelmon Prison Vanilla Parkour Mods Bedwars Skywars Capture the Flag UHC, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Blossom Legends, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

blossomlegends.com

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