Not Worth The Hype MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

PricelessPleb_MC, not worth the budget, not worth it, not worth the investment, Waste of Money

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

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HatecraftTV

DISAPPOINTING, not a fan, Overrated, didn’t enjoy, underwhelming

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyDisasterMC

low quality., avoid buying, avoid at all costs, not worth it, stay away

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

not worth the hype, Unplayable, avoid at all costs, Overrated, frustrating

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

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Pro Athlete Roots Server

Teams, PRO, athletes, rooting, loyalty

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

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Pixel Prediabetes Insulin – The Minecraft Server

Dose-Response, insulin, insulin resistance, prediabetes, meta analysis

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for you! imagine a world where vitamin d levels determine your fate in the game. that’s right, on this server, your serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d levels will determine if you have prediabetes, type 2 diabetes mellitus, or insulin resistance.

join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your health is on the line. will you be able to survive and thrive with your vitamin d levels in check? or will you fall victim to the dangers of low levels and face the consequences in game?

this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a unique and challenging minecraft experience, look no further. join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d!

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EternalMC

EternalMC, Discord, Survival, Modpack, #exciting

Eternal Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Brand New
Community	Friendly & Welcoming
Modpack	All The Mods 9

Get ready for an epic journey with 400+ mods that mix tech, magic, exploration, and crafting! Join us, give us your thoughts, and let’s grow together!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it’s a brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to.
How is the community?	The community is friendly and welcoming, catering to both new and veteran Minecraft players.
What modpack does the server use?	All The Mods 9, featuring 400+ mods for tech, magic, exploration, and crafting.
What can I expect on the server?	Deep crafting systems, powerful magic, mystical exploration, regular updates, and new features.

Join Eternal today and become part of something new and exciting! Discord Link

The Gendered Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, gender reassignment, Gendered, gender dysphoria, gender nonconforming

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, we don’t believe in that whole “assigned gender” nonsense. We know that your gender is determined by biology, not some doctor. So if you wanna play on a server that keeps it real and doesn’t buy into all that PC crap, then this is the place for you! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smash some blocks together, bruh!

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PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP

UNUSUAL, peculiar, Abnormal, unexpected, Uncanny

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this Minecraft SMP server! Like one time, I saw a player riding a pig while wearing a chicken suit and juggling diamonds. It was absolute chaos, but in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. It’s like a work of art, but also a ticking time bomb. If you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous moments. So come join us and be a part of the madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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BedroomBizarreCraft

quirky, BIZARRE, out of the ordinary, eccentric, odd

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

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