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EffortlessCraft SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2790
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, trust me.

First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.

But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Crafty Tinder Creeper Server – Where Love and Diamonds are Both Hard to Find!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	231	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is like the Tinder of Minecraft servers – swipe right and you’ll find your perfect match!

Picture this: you log on to our server and instantly you’re surrounded by a flock of chickens wearing bowties and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco where the creepers are busting out dance moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical wardrobe that transforms your Minecraft avatar into a fashion icon. Say goodbye to those drab old pixelated clothes and hello to a whole new stylish you.

So why wait? Join our server and swipe right for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Americraft

Americraft, Fun, gameplay, latin, Minecraft, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

We are a Latin Minecraft server dedicated to providing the best survival experience and extensive gameplay, making your hours of play full of fun.

mc.americraft.es

BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Potions Brewed:	60
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

ZootopiaCraft: Hoof-tastic Adventures Await in Bio Edition!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Zootopia fantasies and hang out with a bunch of furries who are just as obsessed as you are!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Zootopia, with hooves in bio edition because who doesn’t want to see Nick Wilde trying to type with his tiny little hooves?

Our pastebin is filled with all the juicy details you need to know, and our booru is where you can find all the fan art your heart desires (just make sure to use a different browser if you can’t access it, we don’t want any technical difficulties ruining the fun!).

We even have an honest Zootopia fan fiction review section, because let’s be real, some of that stuff is just pure gold.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and let your inner furry shine bright like a diamond. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your very own Judy Hopps or Nick Wilde to roleplay with. The possibilities are endless on our Zootopia General server, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pickle Pub Pixelmon

1.16.5, dijaree doo, Fun, Minecraft, Pickle Pub, Pixelmon, pokemon, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4379
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

THIS IS POKEMON MINECRAFT BUT ON 1.16.5. THE PICKLE PUB PRESENTS THEE to Pixelmon. I believe you will have fun if you give it a dijaree doo.

92.118.16.105

BandoCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Hiring, Immersive, Innovative, Jobs, MCMMO, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, silk touch, Survival, Towny, Twist, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Minecraft Server Comparison: Hypixel vs BandoCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be overcrowded at times leading to lag
Wide variety of game modes and mini-games	Some features may require a rank or in-game currency
Active and engaging community	Can be overwhelming for new players

BandoCraft

Pros	Cons
Offers a Vanilla Minecraft experience with added features like Towny and McMMO	May not have as large of a player base as Hypixel
Cross-platform support for players	May not have as many mini-games or game modes as Hypixel
Player-driven economy with jobs and Silk Touch	May require a learning curve for new players unfamiliar with Towny or McMMO

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or BandoCraft?

A: Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers, so it typically has more players than BandoCraft. However, BandoCraft offers a more intimate community experience.

Q: Do these servers have in-game purchases?

A: Hypixel may have features that require a rank or in-game currency for access, while BandoCraft focuses more on player-driven economies and gameplay without as much emphasis on microtransactions.

Q: Which server is better for new Minecraft players?

A: Hypixel can be overwhelming for new players due to its large player base and wide variety of game modes. BandoCraft, with its Vanilla Minecraft experience and added features, may offer a more welcoming environment for newcomers.

Crafty Creepers Den

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

Pre-2010 Meme Vault: Where Minecraft Legends Were Born

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old memes from before 2010? Well, look no further because our server is here to revive the meme game with fresh, never-before-seen content! Join us and witness the resurrection of hilarious memes that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is like a time machine back to the golden age of internet humor, where every block you break unleashes a wave of nostalgia and laughter. Say goodbye to stale reposts and hello to original, gut-busting jokes that will have you rolling on the floor of your virtual Minecraft house.

Don’t be stuck in the past with outdated memes, join our server and be part of the meme revolution! Who needs life support when you have our server pumping out the freshest, dankest memes this side of the Minecraft universe? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the meme magic begin!

AbstractedCraft

AbstractedCraft, Experience, Friends, Minecraft, new, pay to win, Purely Vanilla, Server, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Potions Brewed:	180	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Purely Vanilla Minecraft server to play with your friends! Brand new and still currently tweaking multiple things but the goal is to keep this server fairly vanilla and let the player enjoy a vanilla experience without any pay to win shenanigans

abstractedcraft.zapto.org

SneakySuicideCraft: Murderous Minecraft Shenanigans

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	791
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4820	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most unique and hilarious ways to play the game! Ever wondered how to commit suicide in Minecraft but make it look like murder in your country? Look no further, because on our server, we have custom plugins that allow you to stage the most ridiculous deaths imaginable.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can fake your own demise in the most over-the-top ways possible. Want to make it look like you were taken out by a herd of angry chickens? Done. How about getting squashed by a giant block of cheese? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – our server also features insane mini-games like “Death by Disco” where you have to dance your way to your demise, or “Explosive Escape” where you have to outrun a TNT-wielding mob.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry – or until you fake your own death, whichever comes first.