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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	104
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

acting FM, Admit, antisemites, Assad, Conflict, hate, Hate Speech, internal politics, iran, Jewcraft, Jews, killing, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, openly, Prevent, Propaganda, reason, resistance, Server, Tehran Times, Vital

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	108
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the craziness in the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll find a community of players who openly admit the reason they hate creepers is so that they don’t blow up each other’s builds. That’s right, we’ve got a whole new level of drama going on in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is in on the action. Rumor has it that the dragon has been meeting with the Wither Boss to discuss forming a resistance against the players. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and swords!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have or what outrageous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. See you in the game!

FlagMarchCraft

coexistence, Conflict, controversy, Cultural, demonstration, Diversity, flag march, FlagMarchCraft, International, Israeli, jerusalem, Jerusalem landmarks, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim Quarter, nationalist, Peace, Politics, protest, Religious, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CHAOS OF JERUSALEM! NO NATIONALIST FLAG MARCHES HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! EXPLORE OUR MUSLIM QUARTER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUILD A PALACE FIT FOR A CREEPER KING! JOIN NOW OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! #BLOCKSNOTFLAGS #CREEPERPALACEPARTY

CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN TWITTER USERS AND REDUCE MISINFORMATION LIKE A BOSS. AFTER JAN. 6, WE BE IMPROVING DISCOURSE AND MAKIN’ DA WORLD A BETTER PLACE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT DA FAKE NEWS WITH US. WE BE BUILDIN’ A COMMUNITY OF TRUTH SEEKERS AND BLOCK BREAKERS. LET’S GET LIT AND MINE SOME BLOCKS, Y’ALL!

FlawlessCraft – Hide & Seek Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, the average player is like a rich person hiding their flaws, but in a good way, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. plus, the mobs are like, super friendly and will give u diamonds just for saying hi.

also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. and if u manage to defeat the ender dragon, u’ll be crowned the king of the server and get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come hang out with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife 🌈💎🐉

UNRWA School of Explosive Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Runes Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, mindin’ your own business, when BAM! IDF comes in and strikes some Hamas terrorists inside an UNRWA school in Gaza. Like, what even is happenin’ here? Join our server for some wild, unpredictable action and maybe even witness some crazy stuff like this go down. Who knows what’ll happen next? It’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and excitement. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

HamasHavoc27: School’s Out!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	460
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

AirportUberNoMore

Airport, AirportUberNoMore, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, disability, Driving, Elderly, exhaustion, Expectations, family, favoritism, Guilt, parents, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, social anxiety, Support, Transportation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2127	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your airport drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will transport you to a world where you never have to worry about driving your parents to the airport again!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual airport, complete with baggage claim drama and delayed flights! You’ll be so busy constructing your dream airport that you won’t even have time to think about real-life airport pickups.

Plus, our server is filled with magical creatures who can help you with all your transportation needs. Need a ride to the airport? Just hop on the back of a flying unicorn and you’ll be there in no time!

So say goodbye to airport stress and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Putin’s Arms Emporium Minecraft Server

aggression, ARMS, arms trade, Conflict, Countries, Defense, Diplomacy, Emporium, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global security, international relations, Military, Minecraft, putin, Putins, russia, Server, strike, Supply, threat, Warning, weapons, West

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	296
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Void Gems Collected:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also be part of a global political conspiracy? well, this server is the place for u! putin himself is warning everyone that russia could supply arms to other countries to strike the west, but don’t worry, we’re all just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds. join now for a chance to be part of a virtual arms race while also crafting some sick redstone contraptions. who needs world domination when u can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us, comrade!

CraftyGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness!

Join us for the chance to meet characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and other wacky personalities that will keep you on your toes. Explore our world filled with candlelit shadows, silent sands, and final failsafes that will leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Take a journey down “The Road Not Taken” and experience animated shorts that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t miss out on our Natlan Preview Teaser, where you can witness Saurian Wanderings that will leave you in awe.

With our latest version 4.7 update, “An Everlasting Dream Intertwined,” you’ll be immersed in a world like never before. And don’t forget about our web events like “An Eventful Vacation” and “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!