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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.
