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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Magic Items Found:	2842	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

CreepyCreeperCraft

childhood anxiety, childhood experiences, childhood fears, childhood flashbacks, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, CreepyCreeperCraft, disturbing images, emotional distress, emotional scars, haunting memories, lasting trauma, long-lasting impact, mental health, psychological effects, psychological trauma, traumatic events, traumatic experiences, traumatic flashbacks

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Ores Mined:	4138
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	120
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”

Extinct Feline Revival: Purr-fect Achievement

achievement, Biodiversity, biology, Birth, celebrate, conservation, conservation efforts, discovery, Endangered species, Environmental, Extinct, Feline, feline species, Purrfect, research, Revival, scientific breakthrough, scientists, species revival, success, triumph, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2204	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where scientists have just discovered a brand new species of cats that were thought to be extinct for DECADES. imagine exploring the world and stumbling upon these rare and majestic creatures, it’s like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt.

we have created a special area in the server dedicated to these feline friends, where you can interact with them, feed them fish, and even ride them into battle against creepers and skeletons. it’s a purrfectly pawsome experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

join us now and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover other mythical creatures like unicorns or dragons lurking in the shadows. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

SpaceMagma Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Space, SpaceMagma, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9231	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

The owner of the server «SpaceMagma» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.48.149:25852

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Competition, Decline, Eso, eve online, FFXIV, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, market analysis, Minecraft, mmorpg, Multiplayer Games, Online Games, osrs, Player Base, player preferences, player retention, player-engagement, Server, Subscription Model, virtual worlds, wow

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of being a small fish in a big pond? Do you crave a Minecraft server where you can truly stand out and be the ultimate player? Look no further than our server, where we have more players than World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy XIV, Elder Scrolls Online, Old School RuneScape, and Eve Online combined! Join us and become a legend among legends. Who needs WoW when you can dominate in our crazy world of blocky adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic. Join now and let the madness begin!

Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

Anime girl, best tits, chloe, Community, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Idol, internet celebrity, japanese, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, smp, streaming, talent, talent agency, tits, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child safety, children, Communication, family dynamics, fear, forgiveness, FRIENDSHIPS, helicopter parenting, kindergarten, Minecraft, overprotective, parenting, Personal experiences, Server, sleepovers, SleepoverSquad, socialization, strangers, Trauma, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mines Excavated:	2657
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2703	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!