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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, anxiety treatment, anxiety-related behaviors, autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, brain cell communication, brain function, brain research, Busters, Cell, Edition, mental health, Molecular biology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, protein complex, psychiatric disorders, schizophrenia, synapse organization, synaptic dysfunction, therapeutic targets, TrkC-PTPσ

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Zombie Dances:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crops Grown:	3870	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

CousinConfrontationCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

PixelRabbitHole

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7271

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

HamCraftDaily

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that make you fly.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Runes Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.