Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?
So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.
So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started a dance-off competition to see who can bust the best moves before blowing up.
But that’s not all! We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by deciphering a series of riddles written by a mischievous Enderman with a love for puns. And rumor has it, if you find the treasure, you’ll gain the ability to turn into a block of cheese whenever you want.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.
With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!
| Game Version | Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| Game Version | Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU |
Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!
A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running for a couple of months. |
| Is there PvP on the server? | Yes, there is PvP on the server. |
| What can I buy at the spawn shop? | You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more. |
Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.
Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!
Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?
Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!
we even got a special asylum area for her to hide from those pesky government officials trying to revoke her visa. join now and be part of the drama, the action, the SHEIKH HASINA saga on our server!
plus, we have exclusive quests where you can help her escape to the west and start a new life as a minecraft pro. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life political legend. join now and let the adventure begin!
imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.
not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?
join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?