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Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, Arguing, boyfriend not taking no for an answer, boyfriend plans, car keys, comparing to others, Cooling down, flea market, getting annoyed, Getting Separated, Havens, homebody, jewelry stand, leaving the flea market, Minecraft, not understanding, not wanting to go, overhearing conversation, Server, Speeding, spending time at home, staying home, training for new position

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

at a loss, befuddled, bewildered, Clueless, confusion, flummoxed, in the dark, lack of comprehension, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mystified, nonplussed, not understanding, Oblivious, perplexed, puzzled, scratching your head, smp, Stumped, unaware, uncomprehending, wouldnt

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Votes:	8610	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

2004, 40, BoomerCraft, current world, feeling behind, feeling confused, feeling disconnected, feeling disconnected from society, feeling irrelevant, feeling lost, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of place, feeling out of touch, feeling overwhelmed, feeling stuck, life passing by, not belonging, not understanding, zombie

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Emeralds Found:	6076	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	496567	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5404	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	7795
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2038	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	116
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

BlockyLoveIsland

annoying habits, biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, BlockyLoveIsland, DATING, deal breakers, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that turn me off, turn off behaviors, turn off characteristics, turn off qualities, turn offs in a crush, turn offs in a girl, turn offs in a guy, turn offs in a partner, turn offs in a potential partner, turn offs in a relationship, turn offs in a significant other

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

breast cancer, Chronic illness, Crafters, Endurance, FATIGUE, fragile, Frailty, health, hematopoietic cell transplant, long term, oncology, physical performance, pre-frailty, quality of life, Recovery, Rehabilitation, resilience, strength, survivor care, survivors, survivorship, unite, well-being

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8225
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	142	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

legendarybenders.play.minekube.net

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	3441
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

45.93.200.83

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

1.20.1, Adventure, Awesome, boss fights, BUILD, crazy, Create, Details, Discord, Edition, Fabric, Griefing, GrownUps, java, Join, landscape, Machines, Meet, Message, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Relax, Safe, Server, Silly Squirrels, squirrel, zones

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.