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Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

Minecraft, jewelry stand, overhearing conversation, Getting Separated, leaving the flea market

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

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””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

smp, mystified, Stumped, uncomprehending, flummoxed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

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BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

feeling disconnected from society, 40, feeling out of touch, not belonging, feeling irrelevant

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

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TripPanicDineGoneWild

Planning, jabs, trip, refund, Hotel

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you crying like Kelsey? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to have a good time without the drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no passive-aggressive comments about not planning enough activities. Plus, we promise not to give you nasty looks or make you sell your concert ticket just because we can’t communicate properly. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the Kelsey-level drama behind!

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Minecraft30+Advice4Teens

Minecraft30Advice4Teens

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with squeaky-voiced kids? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for cool cats over thirty! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a teenager who wandered onto our server thinking they could outbuild us oldies. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were born! We showed them who the real block-building bosses were and they never dared to challenge us again.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have epic build battles where we compete to see who can create the most ridiculous and extravagant structures. From pixel art of Nicolas Cage to giant toilets made entirely out of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you’re over thirty and looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for all things blocky and pixelated.

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CokeCraft: Sharky Shores

illegal drugs, cocaine, CokeCraft, sharky, marine conservation

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the sharks off the Brazil coast are testing positive for COCAINE?! Like, what even is happening in this world, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server where the mobs are high on drugs and the blocks are made of pure sugar, then this is the place for you! Dive into the ocean and swim with the coke-fueled sharks, build a house out of candy canes, and ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join the madness and let’s get lit in this wacky Minecraft world!

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ApeTaxCraft

Apes, hypothetical conversations, Communication, ApeTaxCraft, tax laws

join our epic minecraft server where apes are the rulers and humans are the peasants. we have banana farms, treehouses for swinging around, and a lava pit for those pesky humans who try to rebel.

come join us and experience the thrill of being ruled by our ape overlords. build your own banana empire, ride on the backs of giant gorillas, and battle it out in the jungle arena.

don’t miss out on the chance to live in a world where apes talk and humans pay taxes. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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MoonRockMadness

MoonRockMadness, lunar data, Chang’e-6 landing area, lunar mission, lunar data sharing

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s outta this world? Well, this server has got samples from the freakin’ lunar far side, courtesy of China! That’s right, we got moon rocks up in here, ready for you to mine and craft with!

But wait, there’s more! The geological context of the Chang’e-6 landing area is off the charts! We’re talkin’ crazy landscapes, insane caves, and mysterious structures just waiting to be explored. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll find buried beneath the surface?

So why should you join this epic server? Because where else can you say you’ve mined moon rocks in Minecraft, huh? Plus, who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this lunar paradise. So grab your pickaxe, suit up, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now and start your journey to the moon…literally!

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ExeParadise

Raiding, survival factions creative minigames economy roleplay pvp skyblock dungeons adventure parkour pixelmon mods vanilla hardcore multiplayer exploration building farming redstone, LifeSteal, Cross-Play

This is ExeParadise Network’s Lifesteal Server Don’t Forget To Join Our Discord Server Via /discord!

in13.gbnodes.com:25662

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MCHell.ru Minecraft server

teamwork, ONLINE, survival skills, Survival, powerful hardware

Conquer the world of Minecraft with us! Here you will find new friends, have a great time and enjoy the game! Our server runs on powerful hardware, this ensures high performance, which is very important for a comfortable game. We will be glad if you join our team! The server administration is always in touch, if you want to ask us a question, write to our address [email protected]we will be glad to answer your questions! The server works in survival mode. You can tickle your nerves, test your survival skills. We have a huge space for creativity and relaxation, the server is glad to all players, regardless of gender and nationality, we are all equal!

188.134.84.252

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