Not Traveling Minecraft Servers

Not Traveling Minecraft Servers

  • CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server

    CookedDishCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1100
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of not having a car in NYC! Our server is all about supporting each other, just like the outpouring of support you received after having a baby.

    Join us for the chance to receive virtual gift cards from your fellow players, because let’s face it, no one has a car to bring you meals in Minecraft either.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so close-knit that even your sister-in-law will cook you a virtual meal and expect you to pick it up in-game. Don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a virtual Uber or subway to make the journey easier.

    So come join us and show your appreciation by picking up that virtual meal, or risk being judged by our virtual community for not being appreciative enough. It’s a whole thing, but hey, it’s all in good fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server

    Chinaman’s Chance Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1978
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2518 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Crops Grown: 2145
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of having even a sliver of hope in Minecraft? Join our server where you’ll have absolutely no chance whatsoever! Just like the Chinese immigrants in the 1800s, you’ll face impossible challenges, outrageous obstacles, and higher taxes (just kidding, no taxes in Minecraft). But wait, there’s more! Test your skills in PvP battles where you can’t even testify in court for the violence committed against you (because, you know, it’s Minecraft). So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U

    JeetCraft Minecraft Server: AuroraWare 4 U
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 6339
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because Aurora Store is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always ready to help you out. Need some diamonds? Just ask in the chat and you’ll have a stack in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jeetware, a mystical being who roams the land in search of players to bestow with epic loot and powerful weapons. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Jeetware in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us at Aurora Store and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – they’re not as friendly as our players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server

    MomSaysNoSisDoes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5323
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dimension Hops: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sheltered and privileged as my mom? Look no further! Our server is run by players who have never faced real difficulty in their virtual lives. Join us for a traditional gaming experience where decisions are made for you and problems magically disappear with the click of a mouse.

    Just like my mom, our server is great at social networking. Connect with other players who also have no idea what they’re doing and rely on surface level advice to get by. Need help with in-game relationships or career decisions? Our community has got you covered with advice that’s as helpful as my mom’s!

    Join now and experience the joy of being a super old Minecraft dad or a career-focused player who wants to wait before starting a virtual family. Our server is the perfect place to navigate these tough decisions with the guidance of players who have never worked a day in their virtual lives.

    So come on, join us and see why taking advice from my mom is just as entertaining as playing on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about what not to do!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomDontTouchMyDoll

    MomDontTouchMyDoll
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 1566
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 148427
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

    Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

    So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!

    CraftySoundz – Mine for your favorite sound!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2517
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8610
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you know what sound is even better than your favorite sound in the world? The sound of creeper explosions on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of running for your life as your carefully built house gets blown to smithereens by those sneaky green buggers. But don’t worry, we have respawn points conveniently located right next to the chaos for your convenience.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while riding a pig. If you can find him, he might just give you a tour of his masterpiece while riding a llama named Larry.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!

    EscapeCraft: 150K Gone, 9M Fled!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Votes: 2248 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Animals Bred: 184
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano? Well, this server is so crazy, nine million people have already fled from it because it’s just too wild for them to handle. And get this, up to 150,000 players have died in epic battles and crazy adventures. It’s like the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs. No one is talking about it because they’re too busy trying to survive and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So, if you’re ready to join the madness and show off your building skills while dodging crazy mobs and lava pits, then this server is the place for you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlasticSmellCraft

    PlasticSmellCraft
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1106
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the stench of reality! our world is filled with unicorns riding on flying pigs, battling against evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house made entirely of rainbow blocks and watch as it attracts a herd of dancing pandas.

    but beware, for the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous gnomes who will steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. embark on quests to retrieve your precious spuds and earn the title of Potato King.

    if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, but watch out for the lava dance floor – it’s hotter than a furnace!

    so why wait? join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride

    LanthanumCraft -168° Superhydride
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 5618
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shiznit goin’ on! We discovered some wack metal state in a hydrogen-rich compound of lanthanum under pressure. It’s like some A15-type lanthanum superhydride with the formula La4H23. And get this, it shows superconductivity below minus 168 degrees Celsius at a pressure of 1.2 million atmospheres!

    So if you wanna experience some outta this world stuff while playin’ Minecraft, dis server is where it’s at! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when you can be part of a server that’s basically runnin’ on magic metal state superpowers? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JokesMC Server

    JokesMC Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8574
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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