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MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	205040
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

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ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6128
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	417	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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