not today thank you – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, asking for more, coveting more, craving more, demanding more, desire more, Enchanted, hankering for more, hungry for more., long tail tags, longing for more, looking for more, need more, pining for more, Realm, requiring more, searching for more, seeking more, thirst for more, want more, wanting more, wish for more, yearning for more

Do you love Minecraft but wish it was more like a crazy acid trip? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft experience, come join us for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GF Car Test Fee Split

CAR, car rental, Communication, driver’s license test, Driving, driving back, driving test, fee.., financial responsibility, Girlfriend, Need, ownership, purpose, relationship, rental cost, renting a car, sharing expenses, SPLIT, splitting costs, splitting halfway, test, test facility, Transportation, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like this in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who can drive better – you or your girlfriend! Will she pass the driving test and earn the right to drive back from the facility in Minecraft style? Or will you show her who’s the real master of the road?

Join now for crazy adventures, epic challenges, and the chance to prove once and for all who deserves to split the cost of renting a car for a driving test! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the games begin!

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CraftySinglesOnly

Contentment, CraftySinglesOnly, Decision making, empowerment, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, reason for being single, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reliance, Self Respect, self-acceptance, self-care, self-determination, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, single by choice

Are you tired of all those pesky villagers trying to set you up with their ugly sons? Do you prefer the company of creepers over clingy partners? Then come join our Minecraft server for all the single players out there!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have chosen the single life in Minecraft. We have exclusive events like speed mining competitions where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond pickaxes and potions of invisibility.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Lonely Mountain” where single players can mine for rare ores and build their dream bases without any distractions from annoying significant others.

So if you’re single by choice and looking for a fun and laid-back Minecraft community, join us now! Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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Eminium

Adventure, alliances, Combat, Economy, Eminium, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, strategy, Survival

Eminium – A unique PvP Factions experience where strategy, combat and alliances shape your adventure! Join us now on play.eminium.ovh

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HtlF SMP

24/7, Benefits, builder focused, Communication, Community, Community Based, Crates, custom generation, equal opportunity, Fabric, Friendly, HtlF, Mature, Minecraft, pay to win, quality of life mods, redstone friendly, relaxed environment, Server, small server, smooth connection, smp, Vanilla Plus, voice chat, Whitelist

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Welcoming and mature players, creating a relaxed environment to enjoy the game.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with strong connection, quick whitelisting process, and no random griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win, crates, or bonuses for donations. Only vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone friendly environment.
Community Based	Encourages community living, holds votes on server changes, and plans group activities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

A: Click here to join the Discord server and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Q: Is there a whitelist process for joining the server?

A: Yes, there is a quick whitelisting process to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any special perks for donating to the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win features or benefits for donating. The server is focused on providing an equal opportunity for all players.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4 with fabric, allowing for the latest features and functionality.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Voice chat is not required but encouraged for better communication and community building.

Q: Will there be server resets in the future?

A: No, there are no planned resets for the server, allowing players to build and progress without fear of losing their work.

Hate The Most Vtuber 1.20.5

#videogames, 1.20.5, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hate her, hololive, meme, MODEL, name.., Personality, reason, Sana, simps, Stream, Strengths, stupid, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Sana of all servers, but in a good way. The models are sick, not like Sana’s ass-looking one, and the personalities are lit AF. Forget about boring gameplay, we play into our strengths like pros. And guess what? We last longer than a year, unlike poor Sana. Once you join, you’ll be swimming in a sea of simps who will throw cash at you just for playing Minecraft and saying their names. It’s like being part of Hololive, but without the drama. Don’t be stupid like Sana, join us and experience the ultimate gig job of Minecraft madness.

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Mommy’s Mineville Baby Bash

air mattress, baby, baby sleep, baby visits, Bash, busy schedule, Communication Issues, compromise, driving distance, family dynamics, family relationships, long distance, Mineville, Mommys, parental expectations, parental responsibilities, Resentment, setting boundaries, sleepless baby, small house, tired parents, visitation, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a screaming, non-sleeping baby while running a daycare out of a tiny house with a herd of goats and a dog? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any judgment.

We understand the struggle of dealing with parents who refuse to visit because of an air mattress and lack of seating. On our server, you can create a virtual paradise where your parents can visit in style, with plenty of room for everyone to relax and enjoy themselves.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you have Minecraft? Let’s build a world where babies never cry and parents always visit. Join now and leave the real world behind – after all, diamonds are a parent’s best friend!

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GulfCraft: Name Your Own Ocean!

Customization, Digital maps, Exploration, geography, Gulf Coast, gulf of mexico, Gulf stream, GulfCraft, location, Map, MapQuest, Naming, naming conventions, naming rights, navigation, Ocean, personalized, sea, travel, Unique, User-generated content

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where u can name da gulf of mexico whatever da heck u want? yea dat’s right, u can call it da gulf of pizza if u feel like it!

we got crazy builds like a giant hot dog made outta diamonds and a roller coaster dat goes straight into a volcano. u can ride pigs dressed as pirates and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

join our server and become part of da wackiest community in all of minecraft! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make da gulf of mexico da gulf of awesomeness together!

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Double Magic Nuclei – Atomic Fun

atom, ATOMIC, Atomic Nucleus, atomic structure, chemistry, discovery, double, Double Magic, electrons, experimental data, Fun, Magic, measures, neutrons, nuclear physics, Nuclei, PHYSICS., protons, Quantum Mechanics, research, Science, scientific study, Shape, unexpected

hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumtin, dis server is like a double magic atom, it’s so lit u won’t believe it! da nuclei shape is so unexpected, it’s like a square tryin’ to be a circle, but it works somehow! join dis server for a wild ride of craziness and fun, u won’t regret it! plus, we got llamas wearin’ top hats and dancin’ pigs, it’s a party up in here! so what u waitin’ for? come join da madness!

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Cobblemon Adventure

Adventure, breeding, BUILD, Custom, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gym Battles, Items, Legendary, Modpack, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokecraft, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Sandbox, Servers, Skills, Survival

A Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon.

Features: Radical Red Gym Battles Legendary Mons Breeding Relic Coin based Economy Backpacks Claims

DOWNLOAD MODPACK TO JOIN SERVER: https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/cobblemon-adventure-official-modpack

Ip: cobblemonadventure.redirectme.net

cobblemonadventure.redirectme.net

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