not to be trifled with Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Don’t Mess With Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	108
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2438
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who shoot laser beams out of their eyes. That’s right, you don’t want to mess with these bad boys!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of zombie chickens who are fiercely protective of their loot.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

4. Our server is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who love to trade rare items for hugs. Just be careful not to accidentally squish them with your giant Minecraft feet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Tekkit Friends: The Server Where We Mod Our Way to Friendship

Boyfriend, BUILD, Community, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, hang out, hop on, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mod, Modded, modded fun, Play, Preference, pretty builds, Server, smp, Tekkit, Years

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Join us on our Tekkit 2 server for a fun and community-oriented Minecraft experience. We love pretty builds and welcome players who share the same passion!
IP Address	tekkit.modded.fun / 173.240.148.215:25601

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long have you been playing on the server?	My boyfriend and I have been playing together for a few years now.
What type of builds do you prefer?	We have a strong preference for players who like pretty builds, but all are welcome to join!
Can I join the server?	Of course! Just use the provided IP address to connect to our Tekkit 2 server.

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5522
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Chimeras Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	127	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Votes:	1389	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	609	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

PixelPurseProtection

affordability, Budget, cost of living, essential needs, expensive, financial constraints, financial decisions, financial priorities, Financial Stability, high cost of living, Luxury items, non-negotiable expenses, personal values, PixelPurseProtection, price tags, Quality over quantity, saving money, splurging, sticking to budget, unwilling to compromise, value for money

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	239	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	289	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Potions Brewed:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Towns Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.

TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13

so, like, this server is so lit, even iran is tryin to hack it! like, they know we got the best minecraft players in the world, yo. u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the action. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. true story, bro. come join the fun and help us fight off those pesky hackers. let’s show them who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

PennyCraft Liberty

America, american history, art, construction, Copper, Copper statue, Currency, Economy, landmark, Liberty, Materials, melting, metal, monetary value, national symbol, pennies, PennyCraft, recycling, sculpture, statue of liberty, united states, wealth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1073
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can actually do that! join our server and be part of the epic quest to melt down all the pennies in america to build a giant copper statue of liberty in the game!

we have crazy challenges like finding the rarest ores by digging through a maze of lava pits, or battling giant zombie chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them.

our community is full of hilarious players who will make u laugh till ur sides hurt, and our moderators are like magical unicorns who grant wishes (jk they just ban griefers but still pretty cool).

so come join us on this wild adventure and help us create the most ridiculous minecraft statue ever! who needs the real statue of liberty when u can have a giant copper one in a virtual world, amirite?