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Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

House, Testing, work, moms, School

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

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CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Costs, South, back rent, roommate, MONEY

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

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HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

HygieneCraft, Confrontation, out of order, personal hygiene, relationships

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

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Brain Defects MC Server

Defects, Brain, Server

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where the blocks are made of candy, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs fly on jetpacks. That’s right, this server is so wacky, even Herobrine himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens ride motorcycles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s all possible on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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Dabl_2 Minecraft server

Sandbox, Economy, java, PvP, Gaming

The owner of the “Dabl2” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mystical Realm 1.21

multiplayer, FANTASY, RPG, Kingdom Building, Kingdom 821

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can build your own kingdom and rule over peasants like the boss you are.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got dragons flying around, like, for real. And not just any dragons, but dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? Yeah, you can go on epic quests to find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find your true love (in-game, of course). So what are you waiting for? Join Kingdom 821 & 822 now and let the madness begin!

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PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

Suicide prevention, suicidal thoughts, self-care, suicide awareness, coping strategies

OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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BlocktopiaJoy

joy, Happiness, love, EXCITEMENT, Peace

Join our Minecraft server and experience the best feeling in the world – finding a diamond block in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the Macarena. Join us and witness this clucking spectacle for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face his ghostly tricks?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrills, chills, and chicken dance moves that await you. It’s the best feeling in the world, guaranteed!

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EagleCraft: Cable Breaker’s Escape

News, DiSRuPtiON, Estonia, cable, Escape

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna break some cables between Finland and Estonia? Well, come join us at our server where we have the legendary Eagle S, the one and only suspect in this outrageous crime!

Not only will you get to witness this epic move to Kilpilahti in Porvoo, but you’ll also get to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. From riding pigs off cliffs to building roller coasters that defy gravity, our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the broken cables… or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server

Rare plant, night, animal carcasses, 3 metres tall, rotting corpse

come join our minecraft server where the titan arum is the ruler and you gotta bow down to its phallus-shaped spike of power. it stands 3 metres tall and warms up to a toasty 36C at night, just like a cozy sauna. but watch out for the stench of a rotting corpse, cuz that’s just the titan arum flexing its muscles.

we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.

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