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CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

HygieneCraft: No Stink Allowed

advice, aita, Allowed, Atrocious, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DIRTY, friendship, Girlfriend, hinting, Honesty, HygieneCraft, male friend, not talking, out of order, personal hygiene, pride, relationships, Respect, self-care, stink

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	196194
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stinky friends who can’t even be bothered to shower in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-stink policy! Join us and leave your smelly friend behind as you embark on epic adventures and build incredible creations.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Potions Brewed:	131	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	6415	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Enchantments Applied:	146
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	616	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5932	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	173

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

affiliation, Allegiance, belonging, club, Commitment, Community, Dedication, devotion, die hard, Fan, fanaticism, football, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, smp, Soccer, sports, supporter, TEAM

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	665584	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

alt, alt exit pump, altcoins, alts, blockchain technology, complete death, crypto evangelists, cryptocurrency, death, decentralized ecosystems, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital currencies., emerging technologies, financial innovation, financial markets, gimmick burger stands, investment opportunities, market manipulation, Minecraft, payment, smp, speculative trading, utility for crypto

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, activism, Awareness, BROKE, controversy, discrimination, equality, internet, Justice, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Political, racism, Reel, Server, shorts, social media, society, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.