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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Void Armor Forged:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BBC Mating Call Minecraft SMP: It’s Over Bros, She’s Blacked Owned Now

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	3794	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have BBC mating calls going off left and right, and let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. The server is now officially blacked owned, so if you want to join in on the chaos, you better hurry up before it’s too late. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild ride of a server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Ugly Fat-Faced Minecraft Server

Buy, CIRI, Disgusting, fat, fat-faced, FatFaced, Gamers, games, Lesbian, Minecraft, MONEY, monstrosity, parents, reactions, Server, Ugly, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, basic characters? Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes, even the ugly fat-faced ones! Our community is full of players who embrace uniqueness and diversity, so don’t worry about fitting in.

Join us and embark on wild adventures with characters who break all the gaming stereotypes. Who needs a perfect, flawless protagonist when you can have a fat, ugly, and downright disgusting one to play as? It’s time to break free from the norm and embrace the beauty of imperfection.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where being different is celebrated. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter characters and hello to the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. Join our server now and prepare for a gaming journey like no other!

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
New Chunks Explored:	411596	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Anon, BITFUCK, Biz, brain cells, collapse, DEBT, debt crisis, Dollar, Financial, financial collapse, inflation, jeets, market rally, Minecraft, POL, Powell, Prices, Server, shitfuck coins, stock market, student debt, trump

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
New Chunks Explored:	40463	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	976	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1504
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.