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I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	104

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3998
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5321	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com

White Girls vs Non-White Girls Minecraft Server

attraction, bitchy, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, dating preferences, Diversity, ethnicity, ethnics, Girls, interracial dating, Minecraft, non-white girls, NonWhite, prejudices, prude, Race, relationships, Relax, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5858
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crops Grown:	8404	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	9981	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of non-white girls being prude and bitchy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the white girl enthusiasts out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of white girls to mingle with. Who knew that Minecraft could be the ultimate dating simulator? So come on over and relax with us, because on this server, the only thing prude and bitchy is the creeper trying to blow up your hard work.

Kodomo’s Quest Minecraft SMP

board acknowledgment, board acknowledgment of Kodomo no Jikan, board awareness, board awareness of Kodomo no Jikan, board familiarity, board familiarity with Kodomo no Jikan, board importance, board knowledge, board knowledge of Kodomo no Jikan, board recognition, board understanding, board understanding of Kodomo no Jikan, importance of Kodomo no Jikan, Kodomo no Jikan awareness, Kodomo no Jikan awareness importance, Kodomo no Jikan importance, Kodomo no Jikan recognition, Kodomo no Jikan significance, Kodomo no Jikan significance to board, Kodomos, Minecraft, Quest, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, character creation, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, GLADIATOR, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, watch party

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.

And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Breakfast Club Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, club, DELICIOUS, early morning, Energizing, first meal, Food, fuel for the day, health, Hearty, important meal, mealtime, Minecraft, morning meal, Nourishment, nutrition, satisfying, smp, start the day, Tasty, Throat, yummy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to Throte Breakfast, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.

So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?

Blocky Mood Swings Minecraft Server

bipolar episodes, blocky, Boredom, Communication Issues, Connection, contradiction, contradictory feelings, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, hate, inner turmoil, Loneliness, mental breakdowns, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood, motivation, OVERWHELMING, seeking connection, Server, Struggling, Swings, violent rampage, violent thoughts

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you crave connection but struggle to hold a conversation without spiraling into a mental breakdown? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.

Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?

So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?

The Land of Spaniards Minecraft SMP

Amerigo Vespucci, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Conquest, culture clash, discovery, European perspective, Exploration, exploration of the Americas, first contact, first landing, historical accounts, historical event, impact on indigenous societies, indigenous people, Land, Minecraft, native americans, new world, New World discovery., smp, spaniards, Spanish Conquest

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

When you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll feel like a Spanish conquistador discovering the New World for the first time! Picture this: you step off your boat onto the sandy shores and are greeted by towering structures made entirely of diamond blocks, villagers trading emeralds for enchanted gear, and llamas roaming around wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and you won’t want to miss out on the adventure! Join us now and claim your spot in this crazy, unpredictable land of endless possibilities. Who knows what treasures and surprises await you around every corner!

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

Brilliance, brilliant minds, creative genius, exceptional intelligence, exceptional minds, exceptional talent, exceptional thinkers, extraordinary ability, genius thinkers, GeniusCraft, gifted individuals, gifted minds, gifted thinkers, innovative minds, intellectual brilliance, intellectual genius, intellectual prowess, intelligence, masterminds, Minecraft, Prodigy, Server, true genius

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to build a working time machine using only redstone and slime blocks? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with true geniuses who will blow your mind with their insane creations.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!