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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2799 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?