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TalentFreedomMC Server

artistic freedom, Authenticity, creativity, Expression, Individuality, Interpretation, Meaning, not shitposting, originality, personal growth, Self-expression, Server, talent development, talent discovery, talent empowerment, talent exploration, talent freedom, talent fulfillment, talent potential, talent realization, TalentFreedomMC, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	7432
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	14920	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for rare ores in a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the ground is made of marshmallows?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky chair.

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous fun. Who needs talent freedom when you can have this level of insanity?

LmaoCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure Server for trendy gamers! #FinalFantasyHype #MinecraftMadness 🎮✨

#CrossRegionDataCenter, #FFXIVMeetups, #finalfantasyxiv, #FinalFantasyXVI, #FinalFantasyXVIcollaboration, #GeneralNews, #InGameEvents, #PvPSeries5, #ReleaseDate, Adventure, blocky, DAWNTRAIL, earlyaccess, endwalker, FinalFantasyHype, freecompanies, Gamers, highlander, Linkshells, LMAOcraft, MEETUPS, MinecraftMadness, moogletreasuretrove, moviemeetups, Resources, Server, trendy, Ultimate, xivg

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! We’ve got Highlanders on the lodestone, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and even a Moogle Treasure Trove hunt for Genesis – because who doesn’t love hunting for mythical treasures while dodging evil monsters?

Join us for our PvP Series 5, where you can battle it out with other players until Patch 7.0 hits. And don’t forget about our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test – because why travel in just one region when you can travel across them all?

But wait, there’s more! We have movie meetups where you can watch classics like Mr. Nice Guy and Who Am I? while chilling in the digital world of Minecraft. So come on down and join us for some epic fun and crazy adventures – you won’t regret it!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!

addiction, coping, desire, Guilt, Help, inhibition, mental health, Minecraft, negatives, Negatives…in, Pervs, PIXEL, pixels, porn, Release, self improvement, self-care, self-control, shame, Sperm, Struggle, Support, taboo, temptation, Therapy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ores Mined:	3413
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7712
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!

Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

ESCraft

Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Emeralds Found:	6172	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server

Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.

Features: Custom Races: Argonian, Breton, Altmer (High Elf), Imperial, Khajiit, Nord, Orsimer (Orc), Bosmer (Wood Elf) Towny: Claim your land to protect it against bandits Custom Map (In development) Player built world (In survival) Challenging economy Vampires & Werewolves Brewery

Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races

54.39.122.116:25587

BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

always failing, Bad Luck, BlockyBants, can’t catch a break, constant setbacks, constant struggle, cursed, cursed life, Disappointment, Doomed, endless challenges, Frustration, Good, Jinxed, Minecraft, misfortune, never good enough, never winning, Server, tough luck, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unlucky streak, why me

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Star Shards Collected:	217	Dimension Hops:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Bloom SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, discord community, Events, Exploration, friendship, Fun, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, Grief Protection, multiplayer, non toxic, non-modded, player interaction, player-driven economy, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be less popular
Frequent updates and events	Can experience server lag during peak times

Bloom SMP

Pros	Cons
Anti griefing measures	Lacks the wide variety of game modes found on Hypixel
Welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular events	Not modded like Hypixel

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to Bloom SMP?

Hypixel has a significantly larger player base compared to Bloom SMP, which can make it more challenging for new players to stand out or find a close-knit community.

What types of game modes are available on Hypixel and Bloom SMP?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while Bloom SMP focuses on a Minecraft Survival experience with enhanced gameplay through plugins.

Are there any anti griefing measures in place on both servers?

Yes, both Hypixel and Bloom SMP have anti griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all players.

Which server is modded and which uses gameplay enhancing plugins?

Hypixel is modded with additional features and game modes, while Bloom SMP utilizes gameplay enhancing plugins to enhance the Minecraft Survival experience.

MinecraftMondays: Where ‘>be me’ is the norm! Join our epic server for a lit gaming experience #minecraftmemes #gamersunite

acceptance, alcohol, BETRAYAL, bullying, courage, Epic, Experience, friendship, GamersUnite, Gaming, high school, Join, lit, Manipulation, minecraftmemes, MinecraftMondays, norm, overcoming adversity, overcoming fear, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Server, social anxiety, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, Trust

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6661
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the bullies of high school and embark on a wild adventure! Picture this: you’re at a graduation party, bullied kids inviting you to drink for the first time, and a nerdy girl getting flirty with you. But be warned, some drinks may have a mysterious smell of bleach mixed in with the vodka – just adds to the excitement, right? Join us for a party like no other, where anything can happen and everyone is welcome to chug, chug, chug their troubles away!

Utopia anarchy

Anarchy, Autonomy, Challenges, Chaos, creativity, Economy, Events, freedom, Glory, imagination, Inclusivity, marketplace, minecraft server, non-premium players, premium players, PvP, PvP Survival, Rewards, utopia, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	6602	Divine Spears Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	6392
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to Utopia!

Immerse yourself in a world where freedom and creativity know no bounds. In our anarchy Minecraft server, Utopia, there are no rules, only endless possibilities. Build, explore, and shape your own destiny in a realm where chaos and autonomy reign supreme.

Features:

Total freedom: No rules or restrictions hold you back. Utopia is a place where you can play as you see fit, with limitless potential.

Dynamic economy: Engage in a bustling marketplace where players dictate the value of goods and resources. Trade, barter, and amass wealth in an ever-changing economic landscape.

Events and challenges: Test your skills and creativity in special events and challenges unique to Utopia. Earn exclusive rewards and eternal glory as you rise to the occasion.

Support for premium and non-premium players: At Utopia, we believe in inclusivity. Our doors are open to all players, regardless of account type. Everyone deserves a chance to experience the wonders of our world.

Join us and shape the future of Utopia! Your adventure begins now in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Server IP: 95.216.241.221:50524

95.216.241.221:50524

KosyTime server Minecraft

Anarchy, Cheaters, creator, Draws, Gifts, KosyTime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Complete Anarchy without cheaters! Always a creator online! He does draws and gives you gifts!

p4.mwnodes.site:25505

MämmiCraft: Ahmed’s LOLz Adventures – Trendy Minecraft Server for epic builds and LOLS! Join now!

Adventures, Ahmed, Ahmeds, baking, Builds, Cooking, cultural food, DELICIOUS, dessert, dessert lover, Easter, Epic, Finnish cuisine, Finnish dessert, food culture, foodie, homemade, homemade dessert, Join, lols, lolz, mämmi, MämmiCraft, Minecraft, Nordic, Server, sweet treat, traditional food, traditional recipe, Treat, trendy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Animals Bred:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Towns Built:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crops Grown:	3477	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	8341
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic gaming experience you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Rumor has it, if you manage to find the golden llama, you will be granted three wishes by the llama king himself!

2. Our community events include a weekly llama race where players ride llamas dressed as unicorns through obstacle courses. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted cookies and a pet dragon named Steve.

3. We have a legendary user named Ahmed who can craft mämmi faster than you can say “creeper”. Not only is his mämmi delicious, but it also gives you superhuman strength in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a llama…or two.

DECAY WARS: Where the real challenge is getting your socks back on after losing in PvP!

Anarchy, attached, Based, bedrock, challenge, CHECK, created, currently being made, decay, Discord, Ensure, everyone, Expanded, Fun, grow, LOSING, Player Base, Players, PvP, real, Reality, Realms, Semi, Server, socks, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-anarchy and wars based
Server Version	Bedrock
Realm Code	n5BjpynLPXY
Discord	https://discord.gg/7qWjJYyFCj

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, use the realm code provided above. Make sure you also join the Discord for updates and to connect with other players.

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

The server is completely vanilla, without any mods or plugins.

3. What can I expect from the semi-anarchy and wars based gameplay?

Players are encouraged to form alliances, go to war with each other, and engage in PvP combat. It’s a chaotic and unpredictable environment where anything can happen.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

While the server is semi-anarchy, there are still some basic rules to ensure fair play and a fun experience for all players. These rules will be outlined in the Discord server.

5. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server using the realm code provided. The more players, the merrier!