not sexy Minecraft Servers

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  • PixelPants Off

    PixelPants Off

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

    We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

    So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyTurkJustice

    BlockyTurkJustice

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

    ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

    u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

    so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

    HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

    you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

    come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

    Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Modded PVP server
    Features Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
    Focus Swordplay and teamwork
    Group Size Small group of players
    Joining Info Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
    What mods are included in the server? We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
    How long will the server be active? The server will be active for the next 3 months.
    What is the server’s focus? The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
    Can I join solo or do I need a group? You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

    JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

    Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

    So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

    PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP