not sexy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

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Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

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DEI Storie Teim Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! Imagine a world where the CEO is a poo, the CFO is afraid of white people, and correcting grammar is considered racist. We have consultants who are vegan, directors getting fired for not being black queer women, and a player who conspires their own firing just to get a fat severance check. With outrageous characters and insane stories like these, you won’t want to miss out on the fun! So come join us and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever created!

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Big Size Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are bigger than your social anxiety! Our world is so wild and wacky, even the mobs are rocking oversized shoes. Join us for a chance to conquer your fears by facing off against giant spiders and towering skeletons. Who knows, you might even find a pair of diamond boots that fit just right! So come on, don’t be shy – jump into our server and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Creeper Emblem Society

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the intense strategy and battles of Fire Emblem and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for epic battles, intricate alliances, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your favorite pixelated characters.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us and experience the thrill of commanding your own army of blocky warriors, facing off against other players in strategic battles that will test your skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes, inside jokes, and a level of chaos that will keep you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience Fire Emblem like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen – from unexpected alliances to epic betrayals, and everything in between.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Oops Europe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server!

Join us on a wild adventure through a twisted version of Europe where everything that could go wrong, did go wrong. Explore a land where the Eiffel Tower is made of cheese, Big Ben is actually a giant cuckoo clock, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa is now the Leaning Tower of Pizza (yes, it’s made entirely of pizza slices).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Kingdom, ruled by a potato king who wears a crown made of french fries. Join forces with the potato people and fight against the evil Carrot Empire, led by a power-hungry carrot dictator who wants to turn all potatoes into carrot sticks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of Europe you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning water into wine (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of grapes and a little bit of magic).

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All Light Bulbs Suck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old light bulbs that just can’t keep up with your epic building skills in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we only use the most epic, game-changing light bulbs that will make your builds shine brighter than a diamond block!

Forget about those lame specs and CRI ratings, because on our server, we only care about one thing – making sure your builds look absolutely legendary. Imagine walking into your base and being blinded by the sheer awesomeness of your lighting setup. Villagers will be lining up to trade with you just to bask in the glow of your epicness.

So why settle for mediocre when you can join our SMP and light up your world in style? Trust us, once you experience the power of our game-changing light bulbs, you’ll never look back. Join now and let the epicness begin!

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Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

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Get ready to enter a world where Marvel and DC collide in the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Join us as we witness Iron Man and Batman team up to fight off hordes of creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Watch as Thor and Wonder Woman compete to see who can build the best replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our exclusive quest to find the hidden Infinity Stones scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that whoever collects them all will gain the power to ban griefers with a snap of their fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride where anything is possible and where superheroes and villains unite for the ultimate showdown. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

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Anon’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creeper attacks. Yes, you heard that right, ninja sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. It’s lit, literally!

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of sugary goodness?

4. We host weekly llama races where you can ride llamas and compete for the title of Llama Champion. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

5. The owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /UHG/ and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

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