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Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

IndoCraft SMP – PillPopper

ANCESTORS, ancient wisdom, Buddhism, cultural roots, Germans, heritage, Hinduism, Identity, indo european, IndoCraft, INITIATION, Jews, Larping, lineage, map lines, philosophy, pill, PillPopper, Religion, sanskrit, slavs, smp, Spiritual Journey

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP and take the Indo-European pill! Learn Sanskrit, get initiated into Hinduism and Buddhism, and discover the ancient wisdom of your ancestors. Say goodbye to larping as fake “Germans” or “Slavs” created by sneaky jews – your true lineage goes back farther than you could ever imagine!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of your past while having a blast with fellow Indo-European enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re descended from a legendary warrior or a wise sage – the possibilities are endless!

TicketlessLoveCraft

aita, Calls, Commanders game, Crush, date, DATING, feelings, Friend, Friends, hanging out, KIND, Mixed responses, not interested, Preseason game, response, Smart, Taking Away, texts, ticket, TicketlessLoveCraft, University

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and love is in the air! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and a whole lot of block-building fun.

Are you ready to navigate through the complicated world of relationships and friendships? Our server is the perfect place to experience the thrill of asking out your friend, only to be met with a “K” in response. Will you make the right choices and find love in the end, or will you end up building a castle alone?

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of excitement to be had outside of the dating drama. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous monsters, and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your Minecraft journey with.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a quest for love, friendship, and endless entertainment. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate along the way. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this crazy world of Minecraft!

DropQuote Minecraft SMP

bekind, brightenyourday, dailyinspiration, DropQuote, encouragement, Happiness, Hope, Inspirational, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivational, motivationalquotes, positivevibes, positivity, positivityiskey, positivityquotes, quotestoliveby, smp, Spreadlove, staypositive, Uplifting, upliftingquotes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Votes:	9273	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles start chasing you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army invade spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will break out into a choreographed dance routine every time someone finds a rare item. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world.

NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3570	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!