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Swedish Porn Minecraft SMP – Not So Sexy Language

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Shady Menagerie of Awkwardness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	441
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.

So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft Memelord Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where all the /b/tards gather to unleash their chaotic creativity! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, troll unsuspecting players with explosive pranks, and engage in epic meme battles.

Our server is home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land in search of worthy adversaries to challenge to meme duels. Will you be able to outwit him with your dank meme skills?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper Cult, who worship their explosive deity and will stop at nothing to blow up your precious creations. Can you survive their onslaught and emerge victorious?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers)!

Blocky Blunders: The Server Where Everything Goes ‘>flips’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too… clean? Well, come join our server where we take stinkiness to a whole new level!

Our server is so stinky that even the pigs are wearing gas masks! When you log on, you’ll be greeted with the delightful aroma of rotting zombie flesh and sulfuric lava pits. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of air fresheners scattered around to keep you from passing out.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you flip, you’ll become even stinkier! That’s right, with each flip, you’ll gain a new layer of stench that will make even the bravest player run for the hills.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the stinkiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to hold your nose while you play.

BabyCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Dimension Hops:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone’s popping out babies left and right? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the average age for having kids is… well, nonexistent! That’s right, on our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Say goodbye to dirty diapers and sleepless nights, and say hello to a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and imagination. Join us now and start building your child-free paradise today!

Pixel Fantasy: Where Childhood Dreams Meet Minecraft Realities

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy X of Minecraft servers!

Join us and relive your childhood memories of thinking Final Fantasy X is the best game ever. But wait, there’s more! As you level up in our server, you’ll enter adolescence and start thinking Final Fantasy X is just juvenile mediocrity. And finally, when you reach adulthood, you’ll realize that Final Fantasy X is actually the best game ever!

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and epic adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so deep and philosophical?

Crafty Love Quest

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of dating disasters in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our pixelated ladies never give you the “ick” and are always perfect companions. Join now and find your virtual soulmate in the world of blocks and adventures. Who needs real relationships when you have fauna in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to dating drama!

SleepyCraft: Where you can eat in your dreams and mine diamonds in your sleep!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on rent in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about rent or bills ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret hidden chest filled with unlimited diamonds for all players who reach level 100. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom in the most epic way possible!

Crafty Chat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	3458	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Crafting Emblem: LOL Edition – A Minecraft Server for Fire Emblem Fans!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3457	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning simulations, and a calendar of events that will blow your mind!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and summoned a hero so powerful, they defeated the Ender Dragon with just one hit. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret guides and links that will help you conquer every challenge that comes your way. Need to know the best strategy for taking down a horde of creepers? We got you covered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate Fire Emblem Heroes master. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend to emerge from our pixelated world.

King Chuck’s Pixel Palace

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server fit for a king? Well, look no further because our server is so royal, even King Charles II himself would be jealous! Our new royal portrait of the king is so lifelike, you’ll swear he’s actually playing Minecraft with you. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out with the ghost of King Charles II himself in epic PvP battles. So come on over and experience the royal treatment on our server – just watch out for any sneaky royal pranks he might pull on you!