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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 728 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.