New Minecraft Servers 2025

not romantically involved Minecraft Servers

not romantically involved Minecraft Servers

  • PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

    PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3790
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    • Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
    • Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
    • Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
    • Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

    Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1461
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Villages Defended: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

    Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

    CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 4191
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Votes: 1646
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9896 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 190
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

    Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2100
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Votes: 5913
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1109 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Runes Activated: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

    Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

    So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lootbox Llama Land

    Lootbox Llama Land
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 3503
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 38 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

    4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7357
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Potions Brewed: 20
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

    Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7128
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Farms Harvested: 122
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

    So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9996
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 1666
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

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  • CraftyThreads LOLz

    CraftyThreads LOLz
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4203
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Trannies in the City

    Crafty Trannies in the City
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1185
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4317
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Magic Items Found: 3192

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

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