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CreepCaféNoMore

accusations, back and forth, cafe, creep, CreepCaféNoMore, customer loyalty, employee complaints, favorite spot, fixed the problem, Harassment, misunderstood, not returning, not wanting to go back, old schoolmate, record of payments, regular, RESOLVED, shift change, STARING, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no crazy accusations of ogling or harassment here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about employees accusing you of anything. In fact, our virtual employees are programmed to love and appreciate all players equally. No drama, just gaming!

And if you’re worried about running into any troublemakers, fear not! We have a strict no-drama policy that ensures all players can enjoy their time on the server without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs accusations and misunderstandings when you can just focus on building and exploring in the virtual world? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2107
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8560
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	85
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	4979	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Votes:	6594	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2524	Buildings Constructed:	45
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoQuestionsNoParents

blended families, childhood impact, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, favoritism, generational trauma, loyalty struggles, NoQuestionsNoParents, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, step siblings, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ messy relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a constant tug of war between factions, just like OP’s parents fighting for their attention. Choose your side wisely, as alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are always on the horizon.

But that’s not all! Our server meetings are just like OP’s school meeting, where personal drama spills out and secrets are revealed. Who will you trust? Who will you betray? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and see if you’re the AH in this crazy game of family feuds!