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CraftyCarHate

AVOID, car brand, CraftyCarHate, dislike, never buy, not a fan, not appealing, not dependable, not durable, not impressed, not interested, not my preference, not my style, not my taste, not recommended, not reliable, not satisfied, not trustworthy, not worth it, Overpriced, poor quality

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Emeralds Found:	881

Are you tired of boring old car brands that just don’t spark joy? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that is the equivalent of driving a flaming hot dog car through a rainbow-filled race track! This server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for those lame car brands in the first place. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama with jetpacks or battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never look at car brands the same way again!

CraftyBFFvsBaeHide

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?

But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

SongCraft SMP

All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Animals Bred:	106
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	1621	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Votes:	5745	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Votes:	906
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	462093	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Crops Grown:	4318	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.