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HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	73	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7170
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Towns Built:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	4263

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Star Shards Collected:	201	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2472
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.