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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. We also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and emerald ore, guarded by a squad of ninja pigs armed with enchanted swords.
Forget about boring old economics, on our server, the currency is cookies and the stock market is run by a group of zombie pigmen who trade in rotten flesh. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse!