not pulling over Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, comfort, decision, discussion, family, Father, grandchildren, grandchildren’s future, grandmother, GrannyCraft, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, new year’s eve, parents, Rent, Server, STUDIES, ungrateful, wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living under your parent’s roof like a peasant? Do you dream of finally spreading your wings and flying into the world of independence? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual kingdom, just like you’ve always dreamed. And the best part? You might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make you the richest player in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will guide you on your quest for glory. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to greatness. And remember, accepting the money in-game is never a bad thing – it’s all part of the game!

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Farms Harvested:	408
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mines Excavated:	3501
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mines Excavated:	1709	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Towns Built:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4988	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!