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RuinedCraft – No Updates Here

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old video games that have been ruined by greedy developers? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s still alive and kicking it in Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).

PlayDay Minecraft Server

Boredom, Day, escapism, game cravings, Gamer Life, Gaming, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming routine, gaming struggles, indecision, lack of motivation, Minecraft, not playing, Play, Playday, procrastination, Server, time wasting, video games, virtual reality, wanting to play

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like no other, with insane mods and plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land? Only time will tell.

So why waste another day not playing anything when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SneakySteveMC SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

BoomerCrafters69

Accountability, age, BoomerCrafters69, Corruption, Countries, Decision making, Destruction, ENERGY, Government, Greed, influence, leadership, Legacy, long-term consequences, MONEY, politicians, Politics, power, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Communication, cooperation, CraftyPutins, dialogue, Diplomacy, discussions, foreign affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Leaders, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Signals, summit, trump, united states, US, world leaders

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	163881
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Towns Built:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

KimJongCraft2020

Announces, denuclearization, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Historic Meeting, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, Meet, North Korea, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Plans, Singapore, summit, Summit Preparations, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty Dyslexic Miners

Crafty, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital security, Disadvantage, dyslexia, dyslexic, dyslexic individuals, email scams, email security, Emails, fraud, fraud prevention, hackers, internet security, miners, online safety, online threats, phishing, Phishing scams, phishing tactics, scam, typos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

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BlockyBrains vs. PixelPockets

advancement, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BlockyBrains, cognitive skills, critical thinking, debate, Decision making, efficiency, Ethics, Future, human intelligence, Human nature, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, PixelPockets, problem solving, productivity, societal impact, Technology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9313	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

LOL come join dis minecraft server where AI is so stoopid it makes u look like einstein! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance ballet. our creepers tell the funniest jokes and our zombies are actually just lost tourists looking for brains.

join us and u will never have to use ur critical thinking again cuz our AI will do all the thinking for u. u can save money, time, and energy by letting our AI do all the work while u sit back and relax. but be warned, u might lose ur natural gift of critical thinking cuz our AI is just that good.

so come on down to our server where the only thing u need to think about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. AI may be making us dumb, but on our server, it’s all about having a good time and laughing at the silly things AI does.

Renai’s Enigma 1.21.3

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, man. You gotta join because Renai flopped like a pancake on a hot griddle. But fear not, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. You can build a house made of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and even duel with a sword made of spaghetti. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

Don’t be a potato, join this server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Friday night. It’s lit, fam. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro.

HubbyHatesMyNightOut

childcare, Communication, compromise, family, financial stress, Friends, HubbyHatesMyNightOut, husband, Marriage, monitor, night out, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Schedule, side gig, sleep habits, social life, Support, Wife, work

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being the monitor master for your sleeping kiddos while your husband works his second job to afford preschool for them? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monitor madness and dive into a world where the only thing you need to monitor is your block-building skills!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about being the monitor mom. Build your dream house, explore hidden caves, and battle creepers with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to monitor duty and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than a quiet night out with friends. 😉

BlockBuster100

all-time favorite, Beloved, BlockBuster100, Cinema, classic, endless enjoyment, Enjoy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, forever favorite, iconic, love, memorable, Movie, must see, never get bored, repeat viewing, rewatch, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate movie marathon experience! Imagine rewatching your favorite movie 100 times in a row without ever getting bored – that’s the kind of entertainment we provide here. Join us for a wild ride through cinematic history as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Who needs popcorn when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a movie marathon like no other on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity).

SnowyCraft Minecraft Server

coronavirus, Covid-19, freezes hiring, global crisis, global health, Healthcare, hiring freeze, International cooperation, international organization, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, restricts travel, Server, SnowyCraft, staffing freeze, travel ban, travel restrictions, united states, US withdrawal, Who, World Health Organization

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. plus, we got this secret underground world where you can find diamonds just by sneezing, it’s legit magical AF. and get this, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story bro. so come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness or something.