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RoadRageGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	20

Are you tired of getting cut off by creepers on the road? Sick of getting stuck behind a slow-moving zombie pigman caravan? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic you’ll encounter is a herd of sheep crossing the road. Plus, our Enderman traffic controllers are always on point, making sure you never have to deal with any road rage-inducing mobs. So come join us and experience a traffic-free paradise like no other!

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Votes:	6816
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chimeras Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	3830	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

88.211.238.88

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	6137	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	153
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Destiny’s DMs Minecraft Server

cancel culture, controversy, debate, debate culture, destiny, Destinys, disappearing act, DMs, funny, influencer, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online drama, online harassment, Server, shills, social media, Spam, Streamer, twitch

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest DMs drama that will make you forget about building houses and start building alliances!

Join us and witness the epic battles of Destiny and his shills as they fight for dominance in the chat. Will they come out victorious or will they be banished to the Nether realm? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary debate arena where players can challenge Destiny himself to a debate. Will you come out on top or will you be left speechless by his epic arguments? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most drama-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have DMs drama?

The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

Blockheads, British, british empire, British History, Colonization, Conquest, cultural influence, england, English language, global impact, global power, historical events, History, imperialism, influential nation, international influence, inventions, Minecraft, modern world, small country, smp, United Kingdom, White House burning, world domination

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

8 months, banner, drinks, emotions, Lag-free, Minecart, minecraft server, Moscow, Moscow proxy, Plugin, processor, rules, Ryzen 9 7950x, stable ping, vanilla server, voice chat, Website

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

mc.minecart.space:8787

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, hoyolab, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, Upcoming Events, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

Alternatives, brand reputation, chuuba apparel, clothing durability, comfort, comfortable, customer satisfaction, Durability, fabric quality, fit, Good Quality, long-lasting, low-quality fabric, Minecraft, print durability, print longevity, PRINTS, reviews, shady brand, smp, Washing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!