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Combo Club

Adventure, Arena, BUILD, challenge, compete, creeper, Custom Ranks, ender dragon, Explore, Fun, Kits, Mini Games, multiplayer, Nether, Playstyle, PvP, Redstone, skeleton, smp, strategy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.

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Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

Audience, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comedy routine, Comedy Show, dumb, dumber, Entertainment, entertainment event, entertainment industry, funny, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Server, silly, stand up comedy, who’s dumber, Whos

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

Analysis, Cinema, cinematography, critique, Entertainment, film, film buff, film lover, Kino, lit, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, Movie Critic, movie night, movie review, opinion, plot twist, reaction, reaction video, review, smp, storytelling

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4489	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Towns Built:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

Adventure Odyssey

bedrock edition, Bosses, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Realms, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7074
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Farms Harvested:	820
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	12

Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Roleplay, Land Claim, McMMO modes. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

172.240.236.94

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Armor crafts, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, commands, CubeWix, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Features, Fly, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, generation, Grief, Griefing, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, Minecraft, mobs, Modes, Naruto, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sky Wars, Survival, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Without Anticheat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	7562	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

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Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

advancement, Alteration, changes, Coming, destiny, Evolution, fate, Inevitable, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, Progression, revolution, Revolutionize, Server, Shift, soon, transformation, TRANSITION, Unstoppable, upheaval

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, general, Limbus, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle for supremacy.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!