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NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

MemeWar Minecraft Server

blumpf, cope, delusional rants, Destroying, election, ENERGY, Epstein, left, meme war, MemeWar, Minecraft, OneManSocial, reddit, right, seethe, Server, trump, upvotes, Views

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4761
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

American, day trading, DNC, ETH, Gains, gamble, gambling, harris, kelly, Minecraft, MONEY, Murk, political shitcoin season, PoliticalShitcoinGambler, Pump, retard, smp, SOL, Volume, VP pick, wallets

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

art class, artistic leanings, Boundaries, Communication, community involvement, cougar, cringy, figure drawing, friendship, Inappropriate Behavior, inner cougar, Minecraft, Modeling, ModelMayhem, naked young guys, parental concerns, personal space, Respect, Server, setting limits, social dynamics, society maven, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

anger, anti-depressants, Apology, baby, Boundaries, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, family, Funeral, Grief, Loss, PRESSURE, reconciliation, relationships, SipAndSeeSILGFYATA, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2389
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

aversion, controversial, cuisine, Culinary, DISLIKES, DIVISIVE, Flavors, Food, HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP, Individual, opinion, picky eater, Popular, Preferences, Taste, taste buds, Unique, unpopular, unpopular opinion

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

DareCraft: Weird & Wild!

#dare, Abnormal, BIZARRE, challenge, crazy, DareCraft, eccentric, funny, odd, offbeat, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, prank, Risk, strange, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Have you ever been dared to build a roller coaster that launches players into the sky on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and take on challenges like creating a house made entirely of TNT or riding a pig through a maze filled with creepers. Trust us, you won’t be bored here. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

RainbowCraft: Climate Chaos

anthropogenic influence, Chaos, climate, climate change, climate change effects, climate crisis, climate science, ecological disruption, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Erratic changes, extreme weather events, global warming, human activities, human-induced changes, humans, irregular rainfall fluctuations, meteorological shifts, precipitation variability, RainbowCraft, rainfall patterns, water cycle disruption, weather patterns

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1735
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get bored cuz it’s always the same thing over and over again? well, guess what, we got the server for u! this place is like a rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun!

our server has the most insane weather patterns u will ever see in minecraft. one minute it’s sunny and then BAM! it’s raining cats and dogs. literally, we have a plugin that makes it rain animals. it’s wild, man.

and get this, the weather changes are all linked to the players. yep, that’s right. every time someone joins the server, the weather goes nuts. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with rain and thunderstorms.

so if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows what kind of weather shenanigans u will encounter. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Greek Factions

ancient greece, Bosses, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Multiplatform, Mythology, New server, PC, Phone, Players, PlayStation, Private messaging, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, season 1, Set Home Command, Shop, Skill Tree, Survival, tablet, Teleport Requests, Xbox

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Zombie Dances:	10

Our server provides a survival experience with Factions included. We have a shop with other favorable commands such as teleport requests, private messaging, and a set home command to save a place in the world to teleport back to, skill tree, and quests for bosses. This is season 1 hench it being a brand new server. Looking for players! Anybody is welcome. You can join this server from your phone, tablet, xbox, playstation, and PC!

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ColdGames

Latest Version, LifeSteal, Minecraft bedrock, minecraft Java, Network, popular gamemodes, PvP, Survival, unique experiences

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	7667
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

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Cosmetic Lifesteal

ableism, Abusing Spawn Protection, cosmetic, Hacking No Xray, Hate Speech, Hatefulness, Homophobia, Human Feces, hurtful, Kill Afks, LifeSteal, Loud Mic, NSFW Images, Ofline Raiding, Ping Executive/Mods, racism, Respect Privacy, self harm, spamming chat, Survival, Toxicity, troll

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	292
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

The Rules! (

= Applies to Discord |

= Applies to Minecraft)

NO Hatefulness/Hate SpeechNo Homophobia No Racism No Toxicity No Ableism

NO Hurtful/NSFW ImagesNSFW Images of Self-harm Images of Human Feces

PLEASE Respect PrivacyDon’t ask for Place of Residence Don’t ask for Number Don’t ask for Age

DONT be a trollDon’t Ping Executive/Mods for no reason No spamming chat No Loud Mic -No Abusing Spawn Protection-Dont Kill Afks-No Ofline Raiding-No Hacking No Xray-New Player Get 1 hour of Grace-No ALT-No Combat Logging/Combat Tping/Using Astra Tp In Comabt-Dont Use Life Gems One Shot-No Spawn Camping/Farming-No Selling Cords/Giving Coords In Spec-No Lag Machines-No Breaking Signed Contracts Or Killing While Contracts Are Being Wrote(Any contracts made should be ran by a admin with a the arming signing the book) -No Putting Ender Dragon Egg/Netherite Armour Or Sword In Your Ender Chest/Putting The Egg/netherite Armour Or Sword In A Shulker And Ecing It-No Minimaps-No Tping To Players In Spec Mode-Use Common Sense-No CPVP-No Elytras in combat-No Riptide Tridents in combat-No Buliding Up In End Fight To Glitch Egg Spawn-One Mace Allowed

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