Not Interested MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoCraftForMeLOL

not my style, not my groove, not a fan, not interested, not my speed

Are you tired of being a noob in every game you play? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a pro in no time, thanks to our secret potion of instant skill boost!

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a unicorn? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom mods will have you laughing and crying tears of joy as you embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to meet famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve, Herobrine, and even Notch himself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Creeper who just wants a hug (watch out for those explosions though)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
UnpopularOpinionMinecraft SMP

tv show, not my style, smp, not my vibe, couldn’t get into

OMG so like, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be, like everrrrr. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that the owner is actually a secret billionaire who built the server on top of a volcano just for funsies. And get this, if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you get a lifetime supply of virtual pizza!

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you unlock a secret level where you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs out of your nose. It’s like, totally insane, bro.

So like, forget about those boring servers with no pizazz, come join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?? So what are you waiting for, join now and let the craziness begin! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CrazyCrafters

different opinions, unconventional preferences, not into, not my thing, not for me

Do you hate pineapple on pizza? Are you sick of people judging you for not liking it? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll fit right in! We’re a community of anti-pineapple pizza enthusiasts who bond over our mutual disgust for that abomination of a topping. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a pineapple farmer who is out for revenge on all pineapple lovers. So if you want to avoid being haunted by a fruit-loving specter, join us now!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SuperBowlersOnly

not a fan, television, not into sports, disinterest, alternative activities

Are you tired of missing out on all the epic “Super Bowl” action because you’re too busy playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can have the best of both worlds! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own football stadium while watching the big game on giant screens made out of diamond blocks. Who needs real-life sports when you can have virtual sports AND Minecraft all in one place? Join now and score a touchdown with us!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Enchanted Femme Fatale 1.21.1

1.21.1, emotions, attraction, self esteem, unreciprocated

Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Imagine a place where all the beautiful women are actually interested in you…in Minecraft! Join our server and experience a world where all the ladies are lining up to build with you and mine with you. It’s like a dating sim, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and diamonds in the same place! Join now and start crafting your way to a pixelated happily ever after!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
PyramidSchemeFreeZone

stop asking, Thermomix, not interested, relationships, SELLING

Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.

Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.

So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

personal boundaries, no thank you, Unnecessary, Giveaway, materialism

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Women, avoidance, emotions, DATING

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
TicketlessLoveCraft

feelings, not interested, Crush, Taking Away, Mixed responses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and love is in the air! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and a whole lot of block-building fun.

Are you ready to navigate through the complicated world of relationships and friendships? Our server is the perfect place to experience the thrill of asking out your friend, only to be met with a “K” in response. Will you make the right choices and find love in the end, or will you end up building a castle alone?

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of excitement to be had outside of the dating drama. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous monsters, and epic adventures. Who knows, you might even find a special someone to share your Minecraft journey with.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a quest for love, friendship, and endless entertainment. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate along the way. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this crazy world of Minecraft!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCarHate

not reliable, not durable, car brand, not a fan, not dependable

Are you tired of boring old car brands that just don’t spark joy? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that is the equivalent of driving a flaming hot dog car through a rainbow-filled race track! This server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for those lame car brands in the first place. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama with jetpacks or battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never look at car brands the same way again!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP