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HatecraftTV

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	1950	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4399
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Emeralds Found:	1318

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1091	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	2149	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	9099
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8042

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8076
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).