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UnfunnyComicHater69

comedic style, comedy criticism, comedy critique, comedy opinions, comedy preferences, comedy taste, comedy tastes, humor criticism, humor critique, humor opinions, humor preferences, not funny, not humorous, not my humor, overrated comedian, stand up comedy, unfunny comedian, UnfunnyComicHater69, unpopular opinion

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

#Textiles, art, Chinese, Craft, Craftsmanship, creativity, culture, design, embroidery, fashion, Handmade, hobby, love, Minecraft, needlecraft, needlework, Passion, Server, Sewing, Thread, ThreadCraft, Traditional, Women

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our server, where Chinese women love thread…literally! Our server is filled with amazing builds made entirely out of thread, because who needs blocks when you have thread, right? Join us and witness the beauty of a thread-based world like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja sheep who have mastered the art of thread weaving. Rumor has it that they can create entire cities out of thread in a matter of minutes. Will you be able to find their hidden lair and learn their ancient thread techniques?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. It is said to be a giant ball of golden thread that grants the one who finds it unlimited creative power. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure and become the thread master of our server?

So come join us on our server, where Chinese women love thread and the possibilities are endless. Who knew that thread could be so epic in the world of Minecraft?

StepsonOutingsMC

blending families, Bonding, Communication, concerts, family, films, Friends, Jealousy, love, Music, outings, parenting, reconciliation, rejection, relationships, Son, stepson, StepsonOutingsMC, TICKETS, Understanding, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family bonding experience! Just like how this dad and son resolved their issues, you can also mend relationships with your loved ones through the power of gaming.

Imagine a world where you and your family can team up, build epic structures, and conquer challenges together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to bring you closer?

Join now and witness heartwarming moments like when Mark and Luke realized they actually wanted to be best buds but were too shy to admit it. We promise you’ll have a blast and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we have virtual popcorn for movie nights and front row seats to in-game concerts!

Don’t miss out on the chance to strengthen your family bonds in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Join our server today and let the healing begin!

EgoBoost Minecraft Server

EgoBoost, Minecraft, positive self-talk, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-awareness journey, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-validation, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave guarded by unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves, and the skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, scream, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

MadoffReturns91%

Bernie Madoff, compensation, consequences, Deception, Empathy, financial crime, forgiveness, fraud, Investment, Justice, MadoffReturns91, MONEY, ponzi scheme, Recovery, Redemption, regret, restitution, Sympathy, Trust, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can make back more than 91% of the diamonds you lose in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a magical system that rewards players for their unfortunate mishaps!

Imagine this: you’re out mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a sneaky creeper blows up right in your face. Normally, you’d be devastated at the loss of your precious loot. But on our server, every time you suffer a tragic loss like this, you have a chance to win back even more diamonds than you lost! It’s like a twisted game of luck and skill, where the more you fail, the more you win.

So come join us on this wild ride of ups and downs, explosions and riches, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top as the ultimate survivor! Who needs Bernie Madoff’s victims when you can be a diamond-earning champion in our crazy Minecraft world?

PrideCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Costa Rica, culture minister, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, mexico, Minecraft, political controversy, pride march, PrideCraft, protest, Rally, sacked, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, weekend

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2429	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, its like a rainbow explosion of fun and friendship! we got more peeps than a pride parade in Mexico, and we even got a culture minister who got sacked for supporting our own Pride March! like, who needs a job when u can join us and build fabulous rainbow castles together? come join the party, we’re more lit than a disco ball on fire! #PrideCraft2021 🏳️‍🌈🌈🎉

OrbanCraft: Building a Far-Right Empire

Alliance, Bloc, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Empire, Europe, european parliament, european politics, european union, Eurosceptic, far right, FarRight, Fidesz, Government, Hungary, leadership, nationalism, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, populist, right wing, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a far-right bloc in the european parliament but in a totally hilarious way. we have orban leading the charge with his diamond sword and shield, ready to take on any creepers or skeletons that come our way. join us for some crazy political shenanigans and epic battles in the name of our glorious leader. who needs democracy when you have minecraft? come join us and be part of the most ridiculous faction in the game. it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

MemoryCraft: Serotonin2C

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, healthy memory, memory disorders, Memory Loss, memory regulation, MemoryCraft, mental health, Mice, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological conditions, neuroscience, people, research, Serotonin 2C receptor, serotonin receptors, serotonin signaling, Serotonin2C

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your memory 1000000x better than a super computer!! 🧠🚀 Forget Alzheimer’s, we got you covered with our serotonin 2C receptor boosting gameplay! 🤯🔥 Join now and remember every block you place FOREVER! 🤪🌈 #MemoryMaster #NoAlzheimersHere

Haven SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	7081	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Votes:	6551
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Feel free to visit our Discord server for more details: https://discord.com/channels/1246407822694940792/1246478545354620929/1253717591189622826

66.206.27.114:50003

SMPReflex

Adventure, bedrock, compatibility, java, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvP, Reflex, Server, smp, SMPReflex

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	5268
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Welcome to SMPReflex

Lifesteal Mechanics: Engage in thrilling PvP battles where you can steal hearts from your opponents! Every win makes you stronger.

Join SMPReflex Today and Start Your Adventure!

play.smpreflex.com

Karlsson’s Totally Vanilla Minecraft Madness Season 3 – Adults Only, Look Ma No Mods!

Adults, application, browser, Builder, Community, creativity, Details, Enhance, Europe, Explore, fair, Friends, INFORMATION, Karlssons, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Papermc, rules, Safe, Season, Share, smp, Streamer, Survival, Totally, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Server Name	karlssonSMP
Season	Season 3 (Started June 20th, Version 1.21)
Platform	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location	Europe
Current Version	1.21

Overview:

Welcome to karlssonSMP! Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21. karlssonSMP is a vibrant community where players can experience a semi-vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added perks and features to enhance the overall experience. Join us on our server and explore the world within a 10k boundary, participate in community-driven features, and enjoy in-game cosmetics to express your unique style.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server as a casual player?

Yes, karlssonSMP welcomes players of all types, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. The server aims to make everyone feel like they’re playing with friends.

2. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and fill out an application. The community is eager to welcome new players.

3. What are some of the enhanced gameplay features on karlssonSMP?

– Semi-Vanilla Experience – Custom Armor Statues – Multiplayer Sleep – Hermitcraft-Inspired Elements – 10k World Border – Squaremap – Map Resets every 6 months

4. Are there upcoming features planned for karlssonSMP?

Some features are currently unavailable due to updates to 1.21, including Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Anti-Grief Measures, and Player Head Drops.

5. Is there a zero-tolerance policy on the server?

Yes, karlssonSMP enforces a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing to maintain a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

6. Can content creators join karlssonSMP?

Yes, Minecraft streamers and content creators are encouraged to join karlssonSMP and share their adventures with the community. Showcase your creativity on our server!

7. How can I join karlssonSMP?

Joining is simple. Visit our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. The community is excited to welcome new players.

For more information and updates, visit our Discord server. We look forward to seeing you on karlssonSMP!