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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5921 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!