not handsome – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Quest for Valor 1.21.3
1.21.3, billionaire overlords, Dying Breed, fictional role models, Forgotten, incel, inconsequential, Lazy, man, nobody, not handsome, not pretty, not smart, not strong, Quest, School, study, Valor, Weak, weak-minded, work, world hates me, worse than normie
Are you tired of being a normie, a nobody, a weakling in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a hero in a virtual world where your strength, smarts, and looks don’t matter! Fight epic battles, build incredible structures, and be a legend among pixels!
Forget about your billionaire overlords and become a king in our server! No need to study, work, or be inconsequential here – you are the master of your own destiny! Join now and leave behind the world that doesn’t care about you for a world where you are truly exceptional!
Don’t compare yourself to real-life role models, be inspired by the fictional characters you love and become a legend in our server! Embrace your inner hero and leave behind the life of a normie – join us now and be the hero you were always meant to be!

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Vurxx SMP Reignited: Where even the creepers are modded to sing Taylor Swift songs

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Vurxx SMP Reignited Minecraft Server

Description
Vurxx SMP Reignited is a fairly new Minecraft server. We are a small community of friends from a previous server looking to make new friends. The server is semi-roleplay/in-character but allows for player freedom. The server features basic Vanilla+ mods.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply to join the server by clicking here.
Is the server strictly roleplay?	The server is semi-roleplay/in-character, but players have freedom to play as they like.
Are there any game-changing mods on the server?	The server features basic Vanilla+ mods that do not significantly alter gameplay.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, the server is open to new players and inviting friends is encouraged.

Beycraft Server: Let it Rip!
action, animation, Anime, auras, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade X, Beycraft, childhood memories, Competitive Gaming, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite characters, improved graphics, Intense battles, new season, Nostalgia, power ups, RIP, Server, Special effects, spinning tops, upgraded visuals
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic visuals? Well, look no further because our server has upgraded the visuals of the auras to make them look extra fabulous! You’ll feel like you’re playing in a magical disco party every time you log on.
Join us and experience auras that sparkle and shine like never before. Your friends will be so jealous of your glowing presence that they’ll be begging to join our server too. Plus, rumor has it that the auras have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster or even fly like a majestic unicorn.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be the coolest player on the block. Join our server now and get ready to dazzle the Minecraft world with your upgraded aura!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
bug fixes, CraftyCraze, early access games, early access issues, game backups, game development, game glitches, game improvements, game patches, Game Progress, game releases, game saves, game stability, game support, game testing, game updates, game versions, Gaming Community, Minecraft, player feedback, save data, Server, software updates
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, look no further because our server is constantly updating with new features and surprises!
Join us for a wild ride as we randomly delete everyone’s old saves just for fun! Who needs progress anyway? It’s all about the thrill of starting over from scratch every time you log in.
But hey, don’t worry about losing all your hard work because we promise to make up for it with even more outrageous updates and features. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn?
So why should you ever touch early access games? Because on our server, every day feels like a brand new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Sassy Sheep Minecraft Server
10. Zoology, 11. Animal psychology, 12. Animal cognition, 13. Ethology, 14. Animal social behavior, 15. Anthropomorphism, 16. Animal emotions, 17. Animal communication skills, 18. Animal vocalizations, 19. Animal rudeness, 2. communication, 20. Animal behavior studies., 3. Rude behavior, 4. Animal behavior, 5. Talking animals, 6. Animal intelligence, 7. Animal language, 8. Species communication, 9. Animal personalities, Animals, Minecraft, Sassy, Server, Sheep
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like nobody’s business! Picture this: a sassy group of pigs gossiping about the latest drama in the barnyard, a snooty llama judging your building skills, and a cocky chicken strutting around like it owns the place. Join us if you want to experience the wildest conversations with the rudest animals in Minecraft. Who knew virtual farm life could be so entertaining?

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PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles
appalling, Chronicles, cringe, Disgusting, Disturbing, disturbing sights, Foul, gross, HORRIFYING, hygiene, inappropriate, nauseating, PottyCraft, public restroom, Repulsive, revolting, sanitation, Shocking.., Unclean, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, worst thing
Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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CraftySpyFrançoisPutin
#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Collecting, CraftySpyFrançoisPutin, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage accusations, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, espionage laws, foreign relations, French, international affairs, military intelligence, nonprofit worker, russia, security breach, suspected
so, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you a lil story that will blow your mind. imagine a world where russia and france are in a crazy showdown over a nonprofit worker who is actually a secret agent collecting military intelligence. now, picture this chaotic energy but in minecraft form. yeah, that’s right. on our server, you can be part of the action-packed drama, build your own spy base, and uncover top-secret missions. so, what are you waiting for? join now and let the espionage begin!

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GrassCarpetCraft
#soil, backyard, Blades, Carpet, Earth, Environment, foliage, garden, GRASS, GrassCarpetCraft, greenery, ground, growth, landscape, lawn, Lush, Nature, organic, outdoors, Plants, Turf
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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Minecraft Mind Meld: EEG Experiment!
10. Meditation, 11. Brain Activity, 12. Scientific Study, 13. Mindfulness, 14. Brain Waves, 15. Research Experiment, 16. Cognitive Science, 17. Neural Connections, 18. Spiritual Practice, 19. Interconnectedness, 2. Field Nature, 20. Brainwave Synchronization, 3. Consciousness, 4. Pilot Test, 5. Double-blind Study, 6. EEG Interactions, 7. Meditating Subjects, 8. No Knowledge, 9. Existence, EEG, Experiment, MELD, Mind, Minecraft, Testing
come join our epic minecraft server where we test the field nature of consciousness! it’s like a double-blind study but with blocks and creepers! meditate with strangers and see if your brain waves sync up without even knowing it! who knows, you might discover a whole new level of enlightenment while building a giant pixelated castle! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality and your crafting skills!

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PixelPussy Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sensation of being up to your balls inside a pussy…cat! That’s right, we have a whole world filled with giant, cuddly cats that you can explore and interact with. But be careful, some of them might just swallow you whole if you’re not careful!
Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies, they may look cute but they’re deadly!

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TribalTrouble Minecraft Server
Canada, collapse, Confirmed, Conflict, Crisis, destabilization, Diplomacy, Government, Indians, International, intervention, investigation, Minecraft, Political, response, SECURITY, Server, speculation, Tension, threat, TribalTrouble, uncertainty
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between Canadians and Indians as they try to collapse Canada! Join in on the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild showdown. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making!

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