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CheflessLoveCraft

aita, arguments, Boyfriend, CheflessLoveCraft, cooking for himself, frozen food, lack of help, not good enough, piece of toast, refusing to cook, sandwiches, spiteful behavior, tired of cooking, waiting for food, working more hours, working remote

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you realize the lengths you would go to for some epic gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dealing with the drama of house chores!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to cook, clean, and take care of your virtual home. But don’t worry, we promise it’s way more fun than doing it in real life! Plus, you might even have to deal with a virtual boyfriend who never cooks and expects you to do all the work. Will you stand your ground and make him cook for himself, or will you give in and cook for both of you? The choice is yours!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of virtual housework and relationships. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable and hilarious at the same time? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abysmal, Atrocious, Awful, bad, DISAPPOINTING, dismal, Failure, fucking, Horrible, inadequate, lousy, Minecraft, not good enough, poor performance, Server, Shit, ShitCraft, subpar, Terrible, Ultimate, UNACCEPTABLE, underwhelming, unsatisfactory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Towns Built:	8	Ores Mined:	8066
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

bad outcome, bleak future, Despair, Disappointment, doubt, Failure, Frustration, Garbage, lacking quality, letdown, low expectations, Minecraft, negative outcome, negative outlook, not good enough, pessimism, Server, skepticism, subpar, TrashCraft, Ultimate, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unsatisfactory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as many sheep as possible (don’t worry, they respawn).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Disco Party,” where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the mysterious “Llama King” who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s going to be garbage… in the best way possible!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

6/10 woman, 8/10 woman, age, annoying womanisms, attractive woman, CraftyCougars, DATING, fending off orbiters, fulfilling sex, inferior version, investment standpoint, madness, mentally stable, Minecraft, money investment, not good enough, number, plights, Pursuing, sub8 woman, time investment, ugly women, worry, worse children

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8783	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

BlocktopiaSurvival

BlocktopiaSurvival, coping mechanisms, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, positive affirmations, reaching out, Recovery, resilience, seeking help, self love, self-care, suicide awareness, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention resources, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special potion that stops you from killing yourself in the game! That’s right, no more falling into lava or getting blown up by creepers. Join us and experience the thrill of knowing you can’t die in the game, no matter how hard you try! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy death in the most hilarious way possible!

KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, execute, Failed, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Military Action, offensive, peace negotiations, president, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Animals Bred:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?

join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).

plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!

FlyingCarCraft

advancement, AIR TRAFFIC, convenience, Development, efficiency, Engineering, environmental impact, flying cars, FlyingCarCraft, Future, futuristic vehicles, Infrastructure, innovation, luxury, milestone, practical advantage, progress, society, Technology, Transportation, Urban planning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Ores Mined:	4579	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FLYING CARS cuz why not?? u can zoom around the map like a boss and show off to all ur friends. plus, the cars are made out of DIAMONDS so u know they’re fancy as heck. we even have a race track where u can compete against other players and win cool prizes like a pet dragon or a magical unicorn. so what r u waiting for?? hop on our server and start flying like a pro!

FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination

Behavior, Blame, future outlook, FutureCraft, habits, mental health, mindset, optimism, personal development, positive mindset, procrastination, productivity, Psychology, research, self-admonishment, severe procrastinators, study, Time, Time management, well-being, worries

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	425343
Mines Excavated:	2265	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA STOP PROCRASTINATIN’! WE GOT DA SECRET TO BEATIN’ DA BAD HABIT – JUST BE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT DA FUTURE, DUH!

WE GOT CRAZY STORIES ‘BOUT PLAYERS WHO JOINED AND SUDDENLY STARTED FINISHIN’ PROJECTS LEFT N’ RIGHT! ONE GUY BUILT A WHOLE CASTLE IN A DAY, ANOTHER MADE A WORKING ROCKET SHIP TO DA MOON!

SO IF U WANNA KICK PROCRASTINATION’S BUTT, JOIN US AND START BUILDIN’ YOUR FUTURE TODAY! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🚀🏰🌕

Modern Chaos: Anarchy Gone Wild! 1.20.4 Java Edition

1.20.4, Anarchy, Bans, Chaos, Community, Difficulty, Discord, Donate, Edition, Empires, Exploration, Hacks, Hate Speech, java, Lag-free, MODERN, mutes, nether roof, Resets, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Wasteland, Wild, world border

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
Explore and exploit the nether roof.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any bans on the server?	No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
Is the server reset ever?	No, the server never resets.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is modern-anarchy.org
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, there are no vanilla-altering plugins on the server.
Is there a world border on the server?	Yes, there is a 3×3 million block world border on the server.

BoobCraft Minecraft Server

adolescence Breast development, body changes, body confidence Teenage years, body development, body positivity, BoobCraft, Boobs, breast size, female body, growing pains, growing up, growth, hormonal changes, maturing, Minecraft, physical changes, puberty, self esteem, self-image Body transformation, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I grew boobs! That’s right, I logged in one day and suddenly I had a pair of glorious man boobs. Join us for the chance to witness this miracle and maybe even grow your own set of Minecraft boobs. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Truth Minecraft Server

Anti, blocky, Board, cahoots, Community, controversy, faggotry, funny, gimmick, humor, inb4, internet, Let it go, Minecraft, Nash, Nashposting, POSTERS, PRO, Server, the truth, Truth, Wolfie, Working, Years

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where Nashposting is not only allowed, but encouraged! Forget about those other servers where 90% of the players ignore your faggotry – here, we embrace it with open arms.

And guess what? There’s no wolfie here to rain on your parade. Pro and anti Nash posters are all in cahoots and working together to create the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience you’ve ever had. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

We promise you won’t have to lend any diamonds to your fellow players, and if you do, they’ll actually pay you back! Plus, if you ever need a break from your significant other, just log on and build yourself a fortress to keep them out.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for spending money on in-game purchases, because on our server, we encourage it! Trade in your virtual car for a dragon mount, buy some enchanted armor, or splurge on a pet creeper – the possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your partner about who pays for dinner.

BrotherlyMansplainNoMore

biological term, BrotherlyMansplainNoMore, falling out, Females, feminist issue, feminist theory, gender identities, less privileged, lived experience, male privilege, mansplaining, offensive term, olive branches, professional expertise, professional women, reproductive capacities, unintentionally misogynist, unintentionally racist, white privilege

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values feminism and fights against misogyny? Look no further! Join our server where we don’t tolerate calling professional women “females” because we know the power of words.

Our server is so feminist, even the creepers respect women’s expertise and lived experiences. We don’t mansplain here, we listen and learn from each other.

Join us and be part of a community that stands up against misogyny and educates others about male privilege. And hey, if you need to settle a disagreement with your brother about gender equality, bring him along too! Who knows, maybe a Minecraft building competition will help mend those broken family ties.

So come on over to our server and let’s smash the patriarchy together, one block at a time!

RegretCraft

carpe diem, embracing change, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, life choices, living with no regrets, looking back, Making amends, missed opportunities, moving forward, never doing, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, seizing the moment, self improvement, Taking Risks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Do you regret never joining a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks that shoot lasers, and taming a pet dragon that farts fireballs.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely out of cake, where the villagers are actually friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are as common as dirt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!